Saturday, November 27, 2021

I also have a leg fetish.

 Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. Haven't I told you that I also have a leg fetish--it's called "crurophilia". I've discovered it back when http://juchiachen.deviantart.com/ was still present. However, he did photomanipulations of Black Cat (a famous witch character from the anime, "Oreimo", but her legs were named Alisa (the left leg (who's vivacious and extroverted) and Siren (the right leg (who's quiet and shy). I've learned that both my leg fetish and my foot fetish go hand and hand (no pun intended, ladies and gentlemen). I find long legs on women very appealing. I love women's thick thighs, kneecaps, and calf muscles as well as their feet.πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• However, http://aklim95.deviantart.com/ drew Legina (his original character who happens to be Ann the Rabbit's lower half). It's too bad that http://juchiachen.deviantart.com/ retired from DeviantArt.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’  I can focus on legs and feet (on women). If I have my way, women can wiggle their legs like they're talking to me!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😈😈😈😈😈😍😍😍😍 Moreover, I do have both crurophilia (leg-fetishism) and podophilia (foot-fetishism)(which I'll put into my biography). I do have a history of podophilia as well as crurophilia. People like http://juchiachen.deviantart.com/ do understand my crurophilia (leg-fetishism) as well as my podophilia (foot-fetishism). My mother (Dorothy "Dottie" Luster) told me many a time that many men do have a leg fetish. I honestly appreciate women's legs and feet as for they're equal in my eyes. If it weren't for women's legs, how can a sexually-attractive woman pole-dance at one of the hottest nightclubs in Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.A., for example?πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

I'd say that the best features of a woman are her brains, legs, and feet.πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Both my crurophilia and my podophilia are absolutely priceless.😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

I need to do some side hustles.

 Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I was thinking about doing some side hustles like voice acting (for cartoon series, animated films, and videogames), rapping (esp., in the mean streets of New York City), doing stand-up comedy (at New York City's seediest comedy clubs), starring in major motion pictures and television shows (in every country in the English-speaking world), singing (esp., contemporary R&B, rock music, pop music, and reggae music), and partaking in athletic sporting events for the Special Olympics (like basketball, field/ice hockey, soccer ("football" in the Commonwealth of Nations), the 100-meter dash, and even swimming, but don't forget to mention weightlifting, boxing, and wrestling). I can make a guest appearance on "the Jerry Springer Show" or "Dr. Phil" (one or the other) about my foot fetish (including talking to women's feet, sucking on women's toes, licking on women's soles, having my genitalia fondled by women's feet, doing a foot fetish-related selfie w/ a sexy foot model, cock-rubbing on women's dirty shoes, whiffing on women's toxic foot fumes, and putting whipped cream on women's sexy toes and sucking on them). I love taking foot fetish-related selfies over the Internet, esp., on various social-networking platforms including DeviantArt, Instagram, Etsy, Facebook, and Twitter. My humongous foot fetish will be a giant success on television, newspapers, the Internet, radio, non-fiction books, magazines, and supermarket tabloids, e.g., the National Enquirer. However, the more that people put my name (Daniel Luster) down, the more my price (monetarily), fame (a status of being well-known), and popularity (a status of possessing a cult following of how many readers read about me involving my humongous foot fetish) go up! For you see, ladies and gentlemen--I invest in my foot fetish, my fellow foot-fetishists around the world (via the Internet) invest in me (the one who invests in his foot fetish). Being a cult classic is something that I always am from the time I've discovered my foot fetish (w/ Mrs. Boggs' feet (at Woodland Elementary School (in Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A.) back in September of 1988, but I still have what it takes--being a foot-lover is the biggest side hustle there is! Yessiree! I'm moving on up in the world due to my podophilia (foot fetishism).😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Monday, November 22, 2021

My 1st Movie On DVD Will Have A $29.95 Value, But Yours For $10 At My Place!

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (director/producer/actor/comedian of "My 1st Movie" (it'll have a $29.95 value, but $15.99 on Amazon (the online-shopping site) and $10.99 at my personal retail store (only whenever I get the chance to do so). The digital video disc will be available in English, Latin-American Spanish, and European French, but my first audience can be able to bring out their popcorn and diet cola so that the average movie runtime will be 1 hour and 45 minutes, tops! It'll have reality, romance, drama, comedy, foot-porn, and even off-the-wall confessionals coming from my mouth. Remember, I'll be feeding off on your live responses, ladies and gentlemen! The movie will be rated NC-17 (No children under 17 years of age are allowed to view the film itself as for it contains foot-fetishism and graphic language.).πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘½πŸ‘½πŸ‘½πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Yes, ladies and gentlemen...I do have a foot fetish.

 Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting the one and only, the eighth wonder of the natural world, I'm a legend in my own mind--please, give it up for Daniel Luster (that's me)! Hello, everyone! My name is Daniel Luster and I'm the star of this blog (in courtesy of Blogger) and I'd like to talk about my foot fetish and it's almost the size of my ego, really. There are a lotta things that I can do with women's feet and here's the list of things that I'll do with women's feet:

1. I'll fondle my junk (I'm talking about my genitalia) with their feet--it's called a footjob, ladies and gentlemen!

2. I'll take pictures of their feet--after I purchase a camera from Walmart, lol!

3. I'll talk to their feet, but it's up to them to speak from their toes in order to make their feet seem like they're talking on their own terms, lol! I can do it in order to get an arousal.

4. I'll ask them their shoe size and how well pedicured they are.

5. I'll suck on their toes, lick their soles like big, wrinkly lollipops.

6. I'll deliberately smell their stinky, sweaty, cheesy feet!

Note: Y'know that I'm a deliberate foot-fetishist. However, I can be able to join in the ranks of legendary independent film-maker, Quentin Tarantino.πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹


Sunday, November 21, 2021

I'm "the Big 4-0" Today!

 Ladies and gentlemen! I have a very important announcement to make and here it goes: I'm 40 years old today and I've got a bag of birthday paraphernalia including a 2022 calendar w/ all the scenery of Paris (a city in France), a small journal (that's the thought that counts), 2 firm pillows, and even a black box w/ a golden illustration of the world-famous Eiffel Tower (in Paris, France). Turning 40 years old means that I must be reaching a midlife crisis in my everyday life. Moreover, if it comes to getting married and getting laid (having sex) and even having lots of children--it's better late than never, lol. Speaking of which, I have to pay for the child support and my children's college scholarship tuitions and a 110% guaranteed policy to my children which involves them never ever repeating the same mistakes as I've made in the past 40 years (which includes chewing with your mouth open, masturbating publicly, screaming on top of your lungs at a public establishment, littering on public parks, lying to your peers and/or staff about even the most outrageous things known to humankind, writing the wrong words on pieces of paper with either a marker or a ballpoint pen, calling black people "niggers" (even if they deserve it), you get the gist). Being a man (or a woman) takes a lot of responsibilities including as follows:

Responsibility #1: Getting married at a religious establishment (maybe a church, a mosque, or even a synagogue).

Responsibility #2: Getting laid (in more verbose terms--Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female homosapien).

Responsibility #3: Going out on honeymoons, esp., visiting Paris, France in the springtime.

Responsibility #4: Having children, even five children at best.

Responsibility #5: Paying for my children's college scholarship tuition, esp., at an Ivy League university, e.g., Harvard University (in Cambridge, Massachusetts, U.S.A.).

Responsibility #6: Getting a much more reasonable job (or multiple jobs) like a rapper, a voice actor, a stand-up comedian, an A-list Hollywood performer, and/or possibly a singer in rock music covers (from the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Van Halen, Bon Jovi, the Outfield, Aerosmith, etc.)

Responsibility #7: Saving most of my money in a Swiss bank account, e.g., Julius Baer (a Swiss bank in Zurich, Switzerland), but I, for one have to save most of the money into my 401k (my retirement fund).

Note: However, November 21st of this year has been a blast! #IWas40YearsOldThisTime (This hashtag's a keeper).πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·

Book Of Love (Anthony D'Amico Remix)