Tuesday, April 30, 2019
Monday, April 29, 2019
Sunday, April 28, 2019
Saturday, April 27, 2019
I've Frickin' Lied To Debra Again About Both My Frickin' Bedroom and My Frickin' Bathroom Being Clean (A True Story)
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster, as always. I've got a very, very important announcement to make: Debra have told me that I've lied to her about my frickin' bedroom and my frickin' bathroom being clean (which they're actually frickin' not). Presently, I'm in a very frickin' pissy mood when it comes to my own frickin' lying shit, but seriously I just cannot frickin' take it anymore; it's driving me frickin' crazy. However, I've got an inkling where I can renounce my American citizenship and relocate to a tax haven in the Caribbean, e.g., St. Kitts and Nevis (where I can gain a brand-new set of friends). In addition, Debra's got a brand-new friend named Maggie Mittens (who's a dog). Meanwhile, I'm typing down my post-adolescent angst through the words which I'm typing right now which involve such a great display of angst and jealousy (which involves Maggie Mittens being Debra's new best friend in the whole wide entire frickin' universe). Moreover, I'm quite frankly frickin' sick and frickin' tired of those frickin' sick, frickin' silly games. I'm not gonna frickin' put up with this frickin' bullshit any frickin' more. I'm really pissed off right now. I'm also voicing my opinion about my life which is that it makes me feel dejected, disillusioned, disappointed, dispirited, desperate. As I went upstairs, I've called Maggie Mittens (the dog) a "son of a bitch", but Debra scolded me for calling her dog a bad name. I'm not okay, I'm mentally-tortured and angst-ridden by all the lies and all the other stupid shit I've frickin' pulled on Debra.😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Man, I just frickin' hate my frickin' life!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I also like to inform all of you that I'm a tortured (mentally, spiritually, and financially), angst-ridden, 37-year-old autistic man who's fed up with life, esp., the unfairness of it.😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Friday, April 26, 2019
Thursday, April 25, 2019
I've Stole Debra's Hot & Spicy Beef Jerky And Ate It All Up
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Lee Luster. I've got a very important announcement to make: I've fucked up by stealing Debra's hot & spicy beef jerky and ate it all up, but, what the hell? Anyway, right now, I'm upset with myself due to my own stupidity.😢😢😢😢😢
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
Monday, April 22, 2019
Sunday, April 21, 2019
CLIFFSIDE | SATINA | LONG GONE GULCH | PILOTOS ANIMADOS | Dart Toons
CLIFFSIDE | SATINA | LONG GONE GULCH | PILOTOS ANIMADOS | Dart Toons
Friday, April 19, 2019
Thursday, April 18, 2019
I've Visited The Money Museum Today, Everyone!!
I've visited the Federal Reserve money museum today, but for more information, please contact http://www.federalreserveeducation.org/ . 😎
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
Monday, April 15, 2019
Sunday, April 14, 2019
I Didn't Find My Avita Paperwork On Time!
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Lee Luster. I have a very special, all-points announcement to make: I've lost my paperwork which needs to be returned to Avita and I don't know what to do and Dr. P. K. Raman will be pissed due to me not finding it! Like, what the hell?!😢😢😢 I guess that I really fucked up big time.😢😢😢 If it comes to me not finding my paperwork, it's no one's fault but mine.😢😢😢 I guess that I'm a real fuck-up.😢😢😢😢
Saturday, April 13, 2019
Friday, April 12, 2019
Thursday, April 11, 2019
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Tuesday, April 9, 2019
Saturday, April 6, 2019
Friday, April 5, 2019
Thursday, April 4, 2019
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
If I were the Mayor of the Mansfield
Whenever I'm the Mayor of the Mansfield-Ontario area, I'll impose the sugary drink tax on the citizens at a rate of 2.5 cents per ounce. Then, I'll impose the fatty food tax on them at a rate of 2 cents per ounce. Then, I'll impose the alcoholic beverage tax on them at a rate of 3 cents per ounce. All proceeds will go to more hospital visits and stays (25%), better education (25%), Alcoholics Anonymous meetings (25%), and myself (25%). The reason why I'll impose such taxes on the citizens of the Mansfield-Ontario area (in Ohio) is that I'll be combatting obesity and alcoholism in the entire community in general. I'll do it!😎😎😎😎
Tuesday, April 2, 2019
Monday, April 1, 2019
My 2-Year Anniversary
It's been 2 years since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North), but 2 years seems like an eternity with all the tension that we had in the past like lying to my mother and her, yelling, cursing her out, etc.--what assbackwards behavior that I've had!😕 Well, anywho, I'd like to thank God for helping me banish the drama from our lives.👨
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