Thursday, August 31, 2017
Wednesday, August 30, 2017
My Support For The LGBTQIA+ Community
I do express my honest support for the LGBTQIA+ (lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgender, queer, intersex, and asexual) community (esp., in this country). Moreover, members of such a community are Americans, too, but they needed to be treated with more respect and dignity as our fellow human beings.😁😁😁😁
My Imaginary Friend
💗💗💗💗The imaginary friend which I've created has blonde hair, big (Dolly Parton-esque) breasts, a big (Kim Kardashian-esque) butt, and 17 arms (9 on the left and 8 on the right), but she's 6 feet tall and having an IQ (intelligence quotient) of 2000+ points. In addition, she wears purple horn-rimmed glasses and has a small waistline.💖💖💖💖💖 However, not so long ago, I christened her "Stella". Stella knows the following languages:
1) English
2) French
3) Spanish
4) Egyptian
5) Hebrew
6) Aramaic
7) Sumerian
8) German
9) Sanskrit
10) Chinese (Mandarin)
11) Japanese
12) Korean
13) Latin
14) Klingon
15) American Sign Language
16) Mayan
1) English
2) French
3) Spanish
4) Egyptian
5) Hebrew
6) Aramaic
7) Sumerian
8) German
9) Sanskrit
10) Chinese (Mandarin)
11) Japanese
12) Korean
13) Latin
14) Klingon
15) American Sign Language
16) Mayan
Tuesday, August 29, 2017
Friday, August 25, 2017
Thursday, August 24, 2017
Tuesday, August 22, 2017
Caffeinated Chaos
Hello, right now, my name is Daniel Luster, but I like to inform everyone that right now, I'm chillaxed after the entire incident involving my caffeine-crazed chaos which started with erratic running from place to place and making random noises here and there, but then, at lunchtime, I was eating the seafood alfredo and cucumber salad ravenously, but I also belched in Kim Thompson's face in the process (which was so unpardonable) and all the Pepsi got shot outta my nose (which was very hilarious), but all of it got on my light-green shirt and blue-jeans. I flashed my bare, hairy chest at the workshop and acting all totally screw-loose; it was purely concentrated, caffeine-crazed chaos beyond belief. #CaffeineCrazedChaos Kim Thompson informed Tammy Bond about my predicament involving a hyperactive, caffeine-driven escapade of mine, but I've changed my blue-jeans right quick and got on my army-green denim pants (which I have on right now). I was behaving quite erratically (which automatically makes me quite a screwy squirrel). That's such an awkward moment right there, but I'm very much well over that right now. I already apologized to Kim Thompson for such a caffeine-crazed outburst of mine. I've admitted totally drinking a great pot of coffee (which has caffeine in it), but I was being more wound-up than a $2 watch at an antique shop. Right now, I was thinking about transcendental meditation (with the mantra (which is "Must maintain calmness, must maintain serenity, must maintain sanity."). I'm presently chillaxed and typing out this blog which involves my highly-caffeinated hijinks.😞😞😞😞
Friday, August 18, 2017
Alice Williams Moved Out
Yesterday, Alice Williams moved out to an apartment (on Penn Avenue) from 114 Ridge Road North. We've got her squared away, but I've got my very own man-cave. Moreover, we (me and Debra) got the futon into the front room and I slept in it. I have mixed emotions about Alice Williams moving outta 114 Ridge Road North, but I did an excellent job on helping Debra rearrange the front room to make it much nicer. I couldn't believe that I'm spoiled.
Thursday, August 17, 2017
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Friday, August 11, 2017
Wednesday, August 9, 2017
Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Monday, August 7, 2017
Sunday, August 6, 2017
Friday, August 4, 2017
My List Of Lies
😥😥😥😥😥😥First, I lied about not having any food in the house. Second of all, I lied about the pop situation (where I can have no more than 2 pops a day). Third of all, I lied about having more than 2 pops a day. Fourth of all, I lied about taking the sushi. Fourth of all, I lied about the poop and blood stains on Debra Carpenter's toilet. Fifth of all, I lied about the bag of blood-stained toilet paper (which needed to be brought downstairs). Sixth of all, I lied about Alice Williams telling me to unload the chairs off of Debra Carpenter's truck. I shall use this hashtag: #liarliarpantsonfirecoolthemoffwithatelephonewire
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
My 4-Month Anniversary
It's been 4 months since I've moved to 114 Ridge Road North (with Debra Carpenter and Alice Williams), but lately, I was lying to Debra about me pooping out blood on her toilet (which is a highly unpleasant sight). Moreover, I've been lying to her about not having any food in the house, but then, I was breaking my promise about having 2 pops at work, but recently, I was lying about pooping out blood on her toilet (like I've said before). Furthermore, I gotta stop this lying nonsense (which is getting wildly outta hand).😒😒😒😒😒
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