I'm thinking about legally changing my name to either "Tristopher" or "Poopy Butt"

Hello, everyone! This is your good friend, Daniel Lee Luster. I like to inform you that there are too many men named "Daniel", so ergo, I could legally change my name to either "Tristopher" or "Poopy Butt", give or take. However, "Tristopher" can be extraordinarily inimitable, but "Poopy Butt" (on the other hand) is downright hilarious and I could just refer to myself as "Tristopher Lee Luster" instead of "Daniel Lee Luster"--either that or "Poopy Butt Lee Luster" (which I find downright hilarious beyond belief).😎😎😎😎