Friday, June 21, 2019

My Dream Home (Part 2)

Without further ado, it brings my great honor to introduce my grocery list on my private little island, but everything has to be gluten-free because of my gluten intolerance. Consider the following, please:
1. Rice (both long-grain and short-grain).
2. Gluten-free pasta (for gluten-free spaghetti).
3. Xanthan gum (for baking gluten-free pizza).
4. Guar gum (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
5. Cornstarch (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
6. Rice flour (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
7. Salt (as a condiment).
8. Pepper (as a condiment).
9. Ground regular house-blend coffee (as well as other coffees including Kenyan, Colombian, etc.).
10. Tea (in tea bags).
11. USDA (United States Department of Agriculture)-approved 100% ground beef (for cooking burgers, chili, and spaghetti-and-meatballs as well as tacos).
12. Beef jerky (which has to be gluten-free due to my intolerance to gluten).
13. Pepperoni (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
14. Shredded mozzarella (also for baking gluten-free pizza, but I can possibly make tacos with shredded mozzarella).
15. Vinegar (both as a condiment and for cooking chili, soup, pizza, etc.).
16. Bratwurst (for barbecues and family reunions).
17. Frankfurters (also for barbecues and family reunions).
18. Ice cream (for ice cream socials).
19. Pasta sauce (for putting on the gluten-free spaghetti).
20. Muesli (a type of breakfast cereal).
21. 12 dozen eggs (for both eating and cooking).
22. 100% extra-virgin olive oil (also for baking gluten-free pizza and making gluten-free spaghetti).
23. Black olives (for pizza and salads).
24. Onions. (also for pizza and salads, but you can put them on burgers, bratwurst, hot dogs, and even other sandwiches).
25. Potato chips (they're gluten free).
26. Bloody Mary mix (for making regular and virgin Bloody Maries).
27. Vodka (for making Bloody Maries).
28. Peanut butter (for making both peanut-butter sandwiches and peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches).
29. Grape jelly (for making peanut-butter-and-jelly (PB&J) sandwiches).
30. Jalapenos (also for cooking and eating).
31. Carrots (also for eating and cooking).
32. Celery (for dipping in dressing or peanut butter).
33. Habaneros (also for eating and cooking).
34. Sardines (for eating and making pizza).
35. Lettuce (for making salads).
36. Tomatoes (for making salads, soup, and sandwiches).
37. Zero-calorie artificial sweetener (esp., stevia).
38. Aged sharp Cheddar cheese (for snacking and making sandwiches and salads).
39. Apples (for snacking, making salads, and making sandwiches).
40. Bananas (for snacking and making various dishes including banana splits, fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches, banana-cream pie, and even banana pudding).
41. Don Perignon wine (chiefly imported from the vineyards of France).
42. Croissants (chiefly for the guests (regardless of age, race, religion, handicap, sexuality, height, weight, wealth, and dexterity).
43. Vitamin water (which is rich in vitamins A, B1, B2, etc.).
Note: All the groceries will be shipped to my private little island in the tropical portion of the world whenever I get over there while be sent by plane. All the groceries I've listed will come from Whole Foods Market.๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž





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