Monday, July 29, 2019
Sunday, July 28, 2019
Saturday, July 27, 2019
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
If only I'd impose a soda tax, fat tax, and sweets (including pastries, ice-cream, milkshakes, and candy) tax in Hayesville...
I was thinking about proposing a 3-cents-per-ounce fat tax on all fattening foods, proposing a 2-cents-per-ounce soda tax on all sugary soft drinks, and lastly, a 2-cents-per-ounce sweets (including doughnuts, cupcakes, cake, ice-cream, milkshakes, pie, cookies, and candy), but 50% of all the proceeds will go to building a new hospital which I formally dub "the Hayesville General Hospital" and converting all citizens of my half of Hayesville to the metric system (y'know, meters, liters, grams, and degrees Celsius). As for the rest of Ohio, I might convert them to the metric system which the rest of the proceeds from the 14.5% fat tax. Taxing the citizens of one half of Hayesville with or without representation might me an excellent way of getting my way as the Mayor of 50% of Hayesville while Dan Beasley owns 50% of the city.😎😎😎😎😎 No offense, Dan Beasley.😅😅😅😅
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Monday, July 22, 2019
Things That Are Needed For My 40th Birthday
Since I'm 37 years old, I have to fast-forward 3 years, so I'll be 40 years old, but here's a long list of things that are needed for my 40th birthday and here they are:
1. Two balloons which are shaped like a 4 and a 0 respectively.
2. A very tall chocolate birthday cake with a 4 and a 0 on it thusly commemorating my 40th birthday (which spans November 21, 1981-November 21, 2021).
3. Rocky-road ice-cream.
4. Root beer floats (in Dixie cups).
5. Dixie cups.
6. Dixie plates.
7. Streamers.
8. Noisemakers.
9. Party hats which say "Over the Hill" on each one.
10. Photo ops from Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
11. Reporters from the Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
12. Invitations which invite guests (including friends and family) to my 40th birthday.
1. Two balloons which are shaped like a 4 and a 0 respectively.
2. A very tall chocolate birthday cake with a 4 and a 0 on it thusly commemorating my 40th birthday (which spans November 21, 1981-November 21, 2021).
3. Rocky-road ice-cream.
4. Root beer floats (in Dixie cups).
5. Dixie cups.
6. Dixie plates.
7. Streamers.
8. Noisemakers.
9. Party hats which say "Over the Hill" on each one.
10. Photo ops from Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
11. Reporters from the Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
12. Invitations which invite guests (including friends and family) to my 40th birthday.
Things That I Wanted For Christmas This Year
Hello, it's me again, Daniel Luster! Here's a list of the following things that I want for Christmas this year:
1. Sushi.
2. Bloody Mary mix.
3. Spinach.
4. Brussels sprouts.
5. Asparagus.
6. Baked beans.
7. Clamato (a tomato/clam juice cocktail).
8. Beef jerky.
9. Kosher dill pickle spears.
10. International coffees (including Swiss mocha, French vanilla, French roast, Irish hazelnut, Colombian blend, Kenyan blend, cappuccino, espresso, Brazilian blend, and mocha).
11. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Walmart.
12. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from PepsiCo.
13. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Starbucks.
14. A $1,000,000 dream home in the Bahamas (which will be my winter home).
15. A $1,000,000 dream home in Canada (which will be my summer home).
16. A bottle-nosed dolphin or 2.
17. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Swell Investing (an ecologically-conservative stock of choice for people who care for the environment, esp., for an environmentally-conscious world).
18. A 5-lb. bag of long-grain rice.
19. A bi-pack meal of La Choy chow mein.
20. La Choy soy sauce.
21. A bag of tortilla chips.
22. Hot and spicy salsa.
23. Tabasco sauce.😎😎😎😎😎
1. Sushi.
2. Bloody Mary mix.
3. Spinach.
4. Brussels sprouts.
5. Asparagus.
6. Baked beans.
7. Clamato (a tomato/clam juice cocktail).
8. Beef jerky.
9. Kosher dill pickle spears.
10. International coffees (including Swiss mocha, French vanilla, French roast, Irish hazelnut, Colombian blend, Kenyan blend, cappuccino, espresso, Brazilian blend, and mocha).
11. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Walmart.
12. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from PepsiCo.
13. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Starbucks.
14. A $1,000,000 dream home in the Bahamas (which will be my winter home).
15. A $1,000,000 dream home in Canada (which will be my summer home).
16. A bottle-nosed dolphin or 2.
17. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Swell Investing (an ecologically-conservative stock of choice for people who care for the environment, esp., for an environmentally-conscious world).
18. A 5-lb. bag of long-grain rice.
19. A bi-pack meal of La Choy chow mein.
20. La Choy soy sauce.
21. A bag of tortilla chips.
22. Hot and spicy salsa.
23. Tabasco sauce.😎😎😎😎😎
Sunday, July 21, 2019
Friday, July 19, 2019
Thursday, July 18, 2019
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Saturday, July 6, 2019
Friday, July 5, 2019
Thursday, July 4, 2019
Wednesday, July 3, 2019
I'm quite a toxic person myself
For you see, everyone: I'm an extraordinarily toxic person, esp., someone who's sassy, mean, hateful, obnoxious, and downright lazy. I'm a pathological liar, a backtalker, a hater, a lazy bastard, and a downright asshole. Here's a fun fact that me being a pathological liar does lead to borderline personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, and extreme depression.👤😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Debra doesn't love me anymore... :-(
I have some bad news: Debra doesn't love me anymore because of the fact that I've lied to her face and talking back to her, but I've tried everything such as the key to her $1,000,000 dream home, a free-of-charge mansion, a brand-new free-of-charge car, a free-of-charge masseuse, and even a lifetime supply of free-of-charge pizza. Moreover, I should've gave her a single, solitary shred of free-of-charge human dignity, but all she turned to for attention's the dog by the name of Magnolia "Mags" Carpenter (who's a Bernese mountain dog mixed with a poodle). In addition, I should've gave Debra her very own galaxy free of charge.😢😢😢😢😢
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
Monday, July 1, 2019
My 27-Month Anniversary
It's been 27 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North). I've had issues involving stealing, stalking, lying, puking, pooping in the shower, and even worst of all is calling Debra "fat", but don't forget to mention ridiculing people who are fat. I, Daniel Lee Luster, do solemnly swear in all honesty to sincerely apologize for such terrible, but incriminating behaviors in Debra's presence.😞😞😞😞😞
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