My 27-Month Anniversary

It's been 27 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North). I've had issues involving stealing, stalking, lying, puking, pooping in the shower, and even worst of all is calling Debra "fat", but don't forget to mention ridiculing people who are fat. I, Daniel Lee Luster, do solemnly swear in all honesty to sincerely apologize for such terrible, but incriminating behaviors in Debra's presence.😞😞😞😞😞