About My Ego

Hello, everyone! My name is Daniel Luster and I'm here to inform all of you about my ego (an exaggerated sense of self-worth). If my ego were a material thing, it would be measuring up to 200,000,000,000 light years long and it would be long as it is wide with a circumference of 600,000,000,000 light years approximate. My ego is not a material thing, but it can be expressed in narcissistic personality disorder points or NPDP's for short; my ego can be immeasurably enormous; it can be so big that not even the entire universe can contain it. What makes my ego happy is that I can name all the schools, libraries, museums, and universities around the world after me (which is one of the things that satisfies my ego). I can even name a country after myself called "Lusterpotamia". I can build a perfect Mansfield (a city in Ohio) with a gigantic golden sphinx in my likeness and a golden pyramid resembling the Pyramid of Giza (a city in Egypt), but with an all-seeing eye (which is a closed-circuit television camera which excellent quality) as well as a golden stadium thus resembling the ancient Roman Coliseum. My perfect Mansfield will have a 60-foot statue in my likeness which will be made of 24-carat solid gold which will be in Central Park in Downtown Mansfield, Ohio. I'll be the respected mayor of Mansfield, Ohio as well as the President of the United Sates as well as the President of Earth as well as the Supreme Ruler of the Entire Milky Way Galaxy. I'll buy 50% of the stock in the Coca-Cola Company (in Atlanta, Georgia (the world headquarters of the Coca-Cola Company). I might by 50% of the stock in Starbucks (with its world headquarters in Seattle, Washington. Note: Starbucks is a company whose purpose is to manufacture, sell, and distribute all sorts of coffee (iced or hot). Possibly, I can be able to name all the libraries, schools, theatres, museums, and universities all over the Milky Way Galaxy after myself! I can even name my son after me (his name will be Daniel Lee Luster, Jr.). Me and Kayla Thorne will live in a luxurious gilded mansion in Ontario Province, Canada, but I'll have a Swiss bank account in Zurich, Switzerland's UBS (Union Bank of Switzerland) world headquarters (w/ $500,000 as the opening deposit, but I'll have millions of billions of more U.S. dollars added on to my opening deposit). However, I'll be able to have a googol (10^100) U.S. dollars to my name if I'm lucky! By the way, my way is that I'll have more generations of male descendants after me for future generations. In addition, I'll have access to the International Space Station (as an astronaut). My ego is the largest thing there is--it is God-sized (as if it were a material entity, it can be measured up to 200,000,000 light years in all 3 dimensions (height, width, and length).  Factoid: A light year is the distance of how fast light travels in one year. I'll have a star with my name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Hollywood, California and there'll be a gilded face of me on Mt. Rushmore in Pierre, South Dakota. There'll be an art studio (which will be named after me) in Ontario Province, Canada. I'll have a galactic empire in the Milky Way Galaxy (as the Supreme Ruler). I'll even have my very own galactically-syndicated reality series which I call "the Daniel Luster Show" so that viewers from other planets (within our galaxy) can be able to watch it. By the way, I can wish for unlimited riches, universal fame, universal power, and immortality, but I'll take Kayla Thorne with me on a trek to untold riches, universal fame and power, and immortality. I'll even have from 10 to 100+ children with Kayla Thorne. Moreover, I'll have an infinity swimming pool next to my luxuriously-gilded mansion (the mansion itself will have a pizza and sushi bar instead of a traditional kitchen). I'll have a private coffee plantation in Colombia. I'll even be a star of a major motion picture on the silver screen! Besides, I'll have a harem of beautiful women living with me in a large, luxurious, gilded mansion, esp., consorts and concubines. I'll even have a driverless car to take me everywhere I want to go.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎