What to spend with bitcoin?

 Hello, everyone! It's me, again, Daniel Luster! I like to inform you that me and Kayla Thorne (my wife-to-be) will get married someday in the immediate future, but we're gonna get married, have sex, and have children someday, but we need clothes, toys, and groceries from Walmart including diapers, onesies, socks (baby socks), rattles, a crib, "Fraggle Rock" DVD's (as well as other Muppet-related DVD's including "Sesame Street", "the Muppet Show", "Muppets Tonight!", "the Jim Henson Hour", and some Muppet movies including "Muppets Take Manhattan", "the Great Muppet Caper", "A Muppet Movie", "A Muppet Christmas Carol", "Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas", "the Muppets", and "Muppets From Space" as well as "Muppet Treasure Island") all with bitcoin! We need groceries when we move with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Beverly Hills, California, USA (the groceries include milk, eggs, cheese, gluten-free breakfast cereal, apples, oranges, Colombian coffee (for the Keurig coffee machine), Earl Grey tea, Diet Coke (but not the decaffeinated kind, but just the regular Diet Coke), gluten-free cookies, organic deli meats w/ no fillers nor nitrites, gluten-free bread, tomatoes, cucumbers, grapes, bananas, gluten-free spaghetti, gluten-free beef jerky (w/ lots of protein and 90% less fat), canned spinach, canned pineapple, canned black olives, walnuts, peanut butter (for peanut butter w/ oatmeal), gluten-free oatmeal (fro peanut butter w/ oatmeal), honey, long-grain rice, potatoes, applesauce, hot and chunky salsa (w/ tortilla chips on the side (esp., during Super Bowl Sunday), hotdogs (esp., served bunless w/ baked beans and potato salad and coleslaw), sweet corn, green beans, lettuce, Italian dressing, onions, ketchup, mustard, salt, and pepper; it'll all be done with bitcoin. Moreover, we need electronics for the new house close to our neighbors (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West w/ North West), we need a home video entertainment theater system w/ a built-in video game console, videocassette recorder-and DVR combo, and a universal remote control television channel changer and a fully-comprehensive VHS and DVD library for the entire family; we can do that with bitcoin. We (me and Kayla Thorne) will get a Jacuzzi big enough for 10 people plus myself with bitcoin! We need trips to Cancun, Mexico; Vanuatu (an archipelago in the South Pacific); Monte Carlo, Monaco; etc. with bitcoin. On Black Friday, me and the missus (Kayla Thorne) will do online shopping (for clothes, footwear, electronics, household appliances, and furniture) in courtesy of bitcoin! However, on Cyber Monday, we'll do the same, exact thing in courtesy of bitcoin! Moreover, on Giving Tuesday, we'll give some bitcoin to those who accept bitcoin which are less fortunate than us. Bitcoin's the wave of the future, baby! We shall diversify our portfolios with bitcoin alongside McDonald's, Walmart, and Coca-Cola. We shall buy pets with bitcoin including California sea lions, Bengal tigers, chimpanzees, dolphins, pigs, iguanas, and octopuses, but we also need to buy some serious pet food, but we'll need to do some serious pet-food shopping! We'll need to tithe the local church (in Beverly Hills, CA, USA) in bitcoin, as well! We'll be living the fabulous life in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (as our second home) with bitcoin, as well! So, farewell, everyone!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎