My Biopic

 Hello and salutations, ladies and gentlemen! I'm so excited is because that I'm planning a biopic (a biographical movie based on 39 years of my life (which features a cast of thousands of stunning performers whose names that I don't even know). The biopic will be created, produced, directed, filmed, and written by yours truly--the one and only world-famous Danial Luster (who's gonna grace everyone with his presence). It'll be shown around the world and dubbed into the following languages and dialects:

1. English (the United States/Canada/the United Kingdom/Ireland/Australia/New Zealand)

2. Neutral Spanish (Mexico/Guatemala/El Salvador/Nicaragua/Panama/Colombia/Bolivia/Venezuela/Chile/Argentina/Uruguay/Cuba)

3. Neutral French (France (including Martinique, and Reunion)

4. Canadian French (Quebec)

5. European Portuguese (Portugal/Mozambique/Angola)

6. Brazilian Portuguese (Brazil)

7. Italian (Italy/Switzerland)

8. German (Germany/Switzerland/Liechtenstein/Austria)

9. Slovak (Slovakia)

10. Czech (Czechia)

11. Polish (Poland)

12. Russian (Russia)

13. Kazakh (Kazakhstan)

14. Georgian (the former Soviet Republic of Georgia)

15. Armenian (Armenia)

16. Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan)

17. Turkish (Turkey)

18. Pashto (Afganistan)

19. Farsi (Iran)

20. Hindi (India)

21. Gujrati (India)

22. Urdu (Pakistan)

23. Tamil (Sri Lanka)

24. Korean (North Korea/South Korea)

25. Mandarin (Mainland China/Taiwan/Singapore)

26. Indonesian (Indonesia)

27. Ukrainian (the Ukraine)

28. Turkmen (Turkmenistan)

29. Tajik (Tajikistan)

30. Uzbek (Uzbekistan)

31. Japanese (Japan)

32. Cantonese (Mainland China/Hong Kong)

33. Chechen (Chechnya)

34. Hungarian (Hungary)

35. Luganda (Uganda)

36. Zulu (South Africa)

37. Xhosa (South Africa)

38. Venda (South Africa)

39. Tagalog (the Philippines)

Disclaimer: The following biopic which you're about to view may contain strong language, drug abuse, strong violence, sexual dialogue, sexual situations, and exceptionally rude humor. Viewer discretion's advised.