Thursday, December 31, 2020
Wednesday, December 30, 2020
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Saturday, December 19, 2020
Friday, December 18, 2020
To Claire Aimee Spencer (alias "YourClairyGodmother")
Salutations, Claire! My name is Daniel Lee Luster! For you who don't know me as a friend. I'll give you a few pointers about myself: 1) I'm from Mansfield, OH, USA; 2) I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome (which is on the autism spectrum); 3) I'm all for the LGBTQ+ community as a whole; 4) I'm egotistical (However, you've got to be more patient with me when I'm that way); 5) I'm a caffeine addict (It's because I love regular caffeinated coffee a lot); 6) I love "Sailor Moon" (the original one) a lot; 7) My favorite color is gold (24k gold, to be precise); 8) My favorite countries include Japan, the United Arab Emirates, Italy, France, China, Canada, the United Kingdom, and Israel; 9) My favorite food is gluten-free pizza with everything on it; 10) My favorite beverages include regular (caffeinated) coffee, Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi, iced tea (esp., Earl Grey iced tea, to be precise), water, chocolate milk, bloody mary mix (w/o the vodka); 11) My favorite precious metal is gold (second only to platinum); 12) The part of a woman's body I admire the most is her legs (w/ the feet still attached); 13) My favorite cartoons/anime include "Sailor Moon", "Dragonball Z", "Tiny Toon Adventures", "Animaniacs", "Steven Universe", "Beavis and Butt-Head", "Happy Tree Friends", "Ed, Edd n' Eddy", "Beetlejuice" (the animated series based on the 1988 cult classic motion picture of the same name), "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", "Bobby's World", "Aaahh!! Real Monsters (an animated series with a specific cult following on Nickelodeon back in 1993-1995), "Ren & Stimpy", "Grojband" (an interesting cartoon involving an aspiring rock band lead by Corey Riffin (voiced by Lyon Smith), "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" (an animated series exploding with such special effects which will leave the audiences begging for more), "Unikitty!" (an awesometastically clever animated series inspired by "the Lego Movie"), "Beakman's World", the "Muppets" television series franchise owned by Walt Disney Television, "Spongebob Squarepants" (an animated series on Nickelodeon which is so spectacular), and "Voltron" (the original "Voltron: Defender of the Universe") as well as "Transformers: Generations One" (an animated series involving extraterrestrial, transforming robots from the planet Cybertron); 14) I like classic rock, classic hip-hop, reggaeton, K-pop, electronic dance music, classical music, and emo music; 15) My favorite animals include dolphins, orcas, chimpanzees, macaques, baboons, iguanas, penguins, moose, cattle, reindeer, polar bears, great-horned owls, guinea pigs, sheep, horses (I definitely love horses), sea lions, walruses, dromedary camels, octopuses, squids, platypuses, koalas, kangaroos, geese, pandas, lemurs, Bengal tigers, bobcats, Maine coon cats (the largest breed of domesticated felines in the known world), harbor seals, leopard seals, rabbits, squirrels, zebras, and gorillas; 16) My favorite bands include AC/DC, LMFAO, Mindless Self Indulgence, the Spice Girls, the Backstreet Boys, Linkin Park, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, the Click Five, 'NSYNC, Rockapella (of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?" fame), Aerosmith, Van Halen, Bon Jovi ,the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and ABBA. 17) My pet peeve is not being famous. :-(
Thursday, December 17, 2020
Wednesday, December 16, 2020
Monday, December 14, 2020
I'd like to be rich!
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'm here to talk about being rich and famous! I'd like a personal zoo (w/ chimpanzees, walruses, sea lions, tigers, bears, elephants, iguanas, dolphins, giraffes, orcas, cattle, pigs, and camels), a luxury megayacht (w/ 120 guest rooms, 1 grandmaster bedroom, 1 patio, 1 Jacuzzi, 1 shuffleboard court, and 1 wine cellar), my own gold-plated car (esp., a Lamborghini), my own mansion (w/ a butler, maids, a nanny, and a pizza chef), my Swiss bank account (either in Zurich, Switzerland or Dubai, United Arab Emirates), access to the Dubai Mall (in the United Arab Emirates), and a refrigerator with a built-in ice-dispenser as well as a Keurig coffee machine. I wish I was born rich so that I don't even have to mope about how much my life sucks, esp., when it comes to having to spend every last dime on pricey things like food, clothes, footwear, electronics, household appliances, and vehicles as well as beverages. I'd have a time of my life when I'm in Dubai (a city in the United Arab Emirates).😎👳😎👳😎👳
Sunday, December 13, 2020
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Wednesday, December 9, 2020
Tuesday, December 8, 2020
Sunday, December 6, 2020
Saturday, December 5, 2020
You wanna know how much bitcoin I make by being a one-man show?
What to spend with bitcoin?
Hello, everyone! It's me, again, Daniel Luster! I like to inform you that me and Kayla Thorne (my wife-to-be) will get married someday in the immediate future, but we're gonna get married, have sex, and have children someday, but we need clothes, toys, and groceries from Walmart including diapers, onesies, socks (baby socks), rattles, a crib, "Fraggle Rock" DVD's (as well as other Muppet-related DVD's including "Sesame Street", "the Muppet Show", "Muppets Tonight!", "the Jim Henson Hour", and some Muppet movies including "Muppets Take Manhattan", "the Great Muppet Caper", "A Muppet Movie", "A Muppet Christmas Carol", "Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas", "the Muppets", and "Muppets From Space" as well as "Muppet Treasure Island") all with bitcoin! We need groceries when we move with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Beverly Hills, California, USA (the groceries include milk, eggs, cheese, gluten-free breakfast cereal, apples, oranges, Colombian coffee (for the Keurig coffee machine), Earl Grey tea, Diet Coke (but not the decaffeinated kind, but just the regular Diet Coke), gluten-free cookies, organic deli meats w/ no fillers nor nitrites, gluten-free bread, tomatoes, cucumbers, grapes, bananas, gluten-free spaghetti, gluten-free beef jerky (w/ lots of protein and 90% less fat), canned spinach, canned pineapple, canned black olives, walnuts, peanut butter (for peanut butter w/ oatmeal), gluten-free oatmeal (fro peanut butter w/ oatmeal), honey, long-grain rice, potatoes, applesauce, hot and chunky salsa (w/ tortilla chips on the side (esp., during Super Bowl Sunday), hotdogs (esp., served bunless w/ baked beans and potato salad and coleslaw), sweet corn, green beans, lettuce, Italian dressing, onions, ketchup, mustard, salt, and pepper; it'll all be done with bitcoin. Moreover, we need electronics for the new house close to our neighbors (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West w/ North West), we need a home video entertainment theater system w/ a built-in video game console, videocassette recorder-and DVR combo, and a universal remote control television channel changer and a fully-comprehensive VHS and DVD library for the entire family; we can do that with bitcoin. We (me and Kayla Thorne) will get a Jacuzzi big enough for 10 people plus myself with bitcoin! We need trips to Cancun, Mexico; Vanuatu (an archipelago in the South Pacific); Monte Carlo, Monaco; etc. with bitcoin. On Black Friday, me and the missus (Kayla Thorne) will do online shopping (for clothes, footwear, electronics, household appliances, and furniture) in courtesy of bitcoin! However, on Cyber Monday, we'll do the same, exact thing in courtesy of bitcoin! Moreover, on Giving Tuesday, we'll give some bitcoin to those who accept bitcoin which are less fortunate than us. Bitcoin's the wave of the future, baby! We shall diversify our portfolios with bitcoin alongside McDonald's, Walmart, and Coca-Cola. We shall buy pets with bitcoin including California sea lions, Bengal tigers, chimpanzees, dolphins, pigs, iguanas, and octopuses, but we also need to buy some serious pet food, but we'll need to do some serious pet-food shopping! We'll need to tithe the local church (in Beverly Hills, CA, USA) in bitcoin, as well! We'll be living the fabulous life in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (as our second home) with bitcoin, as well! So, farewell, everyone!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Friday, December 4, 2020
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Saturday, November 28, 2020
All About Me, Baby!
Hello and salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's again, as always, Daniel Luster! I'll make a profile of myself to impress my peers and here it goes:
Full name: Daniel Lee Luster
Birthdate: November 21, 1981 (Astrological sign: Scorpio)
Height: 5 feet, 11 inches (179 centimeters)
Weight: 175 pounds (80 kilograms)
Shoe size: 11 inches (28 centimeters)
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (Straight)
Political affiliation: Neutral
Place of Residence: 920 Sunset Drive
Hometown: Mansfield, Ohio, USA
ZIP code: 44905
Marital status: Single
Food allergies: Gluten (esp., wheat, rye, and barley)
Syndrome brain: Asperger's syndrome (within the autistic spectrum)
Favorite foods: Spinach, broccoli, asparagus, pizza, Brussels sprouts, peanut butter w/ oatmeal, sushi w/ wasabi paste, and mashed potatoes w/ gluten-free gravy.
Favorite beverages: Diet cola, iced tea, iced coffee, milk, iced water, bloody mary mix, and vegetable juice, but don't forget to mention chocolate milk.
Favorite shows: "Inspector Gadget", "the Muppet Show", "Bobby's World", "Beavis & Butt-Head", "Daria", "Spongebob Squarepants", "the Golden Girls", "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", "Beakman's World", "Aaahh!! Real Monsters", "MTV's "the Head", "Sailor Moon", "Aeon Flux", "MTV's "the Maxx", "Ka-Blam!", and "the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" as well as "LazyTown", "Beetlejuice" (the animated series), and "Animaniacs" and "Transformers: Generation One" as well as "Histeria!", "Rugrats", "the Angry Beavers", "Sesame Street", "Hi-5", and "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? as well as "Bill Nye The Science Guy".
Favorite number: 3.141592658979 (or "Pi" for short).
Favorite movies: "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure", "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls", "A Dog's Purpose", "Big Top Pee-Wee", "Ghostbusters", "Ghostbusters II", "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America", "the Muppets", "the Muppets Take Manhattan", "Muppets From Space", "Casper, the Friendly Ghost", "Casper: A Spirited Beginning", "Garfield", "Fat Albert", "Deadpool", "Spiderman", "Pee-Wee's Big Holiday", and "the Muppet Movie" as well as "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut", and the "Twilight" movie series and the "Madea" movie series as well as "Cats".
Favorite part of a woman's body: Her feet.😘😘😘😘😘😜
Favorite quote: "A cat is not a dog." (It's from "Cats")
Favorite cartoon characters: Lora Diabla (from http://www.deviantart.com/quart-of-meat), Optimus Prime (from the "Transformers" universe), Gir (from "Invader Zim"), Hank Hill (from "King of the Hill"), Dale Gribble (also from "King of the Hill"), Sailor Moon (from the eponymous anime of the same name), and me.
Friday, November 27, 2020
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Today's Thanksgiving Day!
Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster! Guess what, everyone? Today's Thanksgiving Day! On Thanksgiving, we have turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes (w/ gravy), green bean casserole, corn on the cob, candied yams, and pumpkin pie! Yum...yum!🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Until then, I'll bid you adieu.😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
I was thinking about becoming an investor in gold, silver and other stocks.
Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! Today, I like to talk about me investing in 24k solid gold (in gold bars and gold coins in the United States, Canada, and Australia), Starbucks, McDonald's, and Coca-Cola just in order to diversify my portfolio and for my 401(k) (my retirement pension to retire to Malaysia (in courtesy of Malaysia My Second Home). I'll be treated just like a king (living the good life). I'll make sure that the finances from my portfolio will be inherited by my children and my children's children and for future generations of Lusters after us. I'll be a real celebrity from henceforth. There'll be so many benefits from my retirement: I'll get free food, free drinks, and people asking me for my autographs.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Although, I'll retire to obscurity as I move to Malaysia and have a Swiss bank account (with 24k gold bars and gold coins which will be worth billions of dollars in the immediate future).😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👍 It's way better than living in Beverly Hills, California, but until then, I'll bid you adieu!👋👋👋👋👋😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Monday, November 23, 2020
Sunday, November 22, 2020
I'll be 40 in November 21, 2021!
Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me, your humble correspondent, Daniel Luster. Next year, I'll reach the big 4-0. I hope that everyone will be here at 920 Sunset Drive (in Mansfield, Ohio). When I reach middle age, I go through a mid-life crisis.🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 See ya then! Bye-bye!😎😎😎😎😎
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Today's my 39th B-day!!
Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! It's your lucky birthday boy, Daniel Luster! Today's my 39th birthday! Are you excited? If so, please, comment on my blog. Furthermore, don't forget to follow me on Blogger! I'll see ya then! Bye-bye!🍩🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Friday, November 20, 2020
My B-DAY'S TOMORROW!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, your not-so-humble correspondent, Daniel Luster here. Tomorrow, I'll be 39 years old! Oh, my! I must be getting up in them years! However, next year (2021), I'll be 40! Isn't that exciting! I'm not getting any younger now!😎🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Friday, November 13, 2020
The Daniel Luster Offshore Retirement Fund
Lately, I was thing about creating the Daniel Luster Offshore Retirement Fund; it'll be where people (esp., ultra-high net-worth individuals) from around the world can donate their money (it could be either American dollars, British pounds sterling, Canadian dollars, Euros, Australian dollars, Mexican pesos, Indian rupees, Saudi Arabian riyals, Chinese renminbi, etc.). However, the fund itself's for a good cause which is for me to retire to Malaysia (in courtesy of Malaysia My Second Home) after working in Hollywood, California for 10 years or so, esp., as an exotic male pole-dancer, a lemonade-stand owner, a television and movie actor, a voice-over artist (for cartoons, animated movies, and video games), a blogger, and an investor in both the McDonald's and Coca-Cola stocks. I might get a decent meal (in Malaysia) for $5.😎😎😎😎😎
Thursday, November 12, 2020
I wanna move to Hollywood, California!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's me, your not-so-humble correspondent, Daniel Luster. Guess what? I'm moving away to Hollywood, California (where the weather's nice, warm and full of motion picture industry). but it's so distant from the gloomy, wintery Ohio weather. I'm too good for the wintery weather right here in Ohio. In Hollywood during the summertime, I wanna sell lemonade at my very own lemonade stand called "Uncle Daniel's Lemonade Stand"--it's where each large cup of lemonade's $5.00. I'll take me and the missus (Kayla Thorne) to Hollywood so that we can prosper. I can be the owner of my very own lemonade stand, a blogger, a television and movie actor, a voice-over artist for cartoons and video games as well as radio commercial spots, and a Top 40 radio disc jockey (for today's hottest tunes), but also I'll also star in television commercial spots for Coca-Cola (as well as Diet Coke and Coca-Cola Zero Sugar) and McDonald's (a multinational fast-food chain). I'll possibly retire to a different country of residence via a residency by investment program. I'll also get the (ever-so-rewarding) supermarket tabloid publicity which I always dream about: The more the tabloid company puts my name down as many times as possible, the more my price goes up, esp., in the millions of dollars or even in the billions of dollars, you'll never know about me (I'm a real jack-of-all trades and a master of many). I'll even name a college after me--I'll call it "the Daniel Luster College Of The Fine Arts" (in Burbank, California) where I'll be the professor of the finest arts known to humankind including jewelry, sculpting, painting, cartooning, and voice-over work for cartoons, animated movies, and video games and I'm very, extremely skilled at the mastery of the fine arts. Me and Kayla Thorne will get married at the Chapel of Love in Las Vegas, Nevada and we'll have sexual intercourse after marriage and we'll have children afterwards. I also would like money ($1,000,000 for child support ($500,000/per child). I'll be a lemonade-stand proprietor, a blogger, a television and motion picture star, a voice-over artist, a star in commercial spots on radio and television, a rap star, a pop star, and a news anchorman (for a local news station in Hollywood, California). The reason why I wanna make more money from doing multiple tasks is that I hafta pay for child support, groceries, vacation cruises, pop concerts, and to put into my Swiss bank account (in Zurich, Switzerland). Since that I'm the hottest thing since sunburn, I adore the attention that I deserve from millions of fans around the world (including the United States of America) when I move to Hollywood, California. I love to retire to Malaysia if only I can build up my savings for the Daniel Luster Retirement Fund.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Wednesday, November 11, 2020
Tuesday, November 10, 2020
Sunday, November 8, 2020
Saturday, November 7, 2020
Wednesday, November 4, 2020
Sunday, November 1, 2020
Saturday, October 31, 2020
Friday, October 30, 2020
Thursday, October 29, 2020
I'll be moving along to greener pastures.
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Danial Luster (the one and only). I like to inform you that I'm emigrating to either Antigua and Barbuda, St. Kitts and Nevis, Grenada, St. Lucia, Dominica, Portugal, Spain, Monaco, Cyprus, Greece, or Malta, but I've got a girlfriend named Kayla Thorne (who lives right next door to me) who'll become my wife via holy matrimony via an ordained minister (who'll pronounce us husband and wife when the time comes). However, I hafta get things squared away like child support, baby showers, buying real estate for me and the missus, buying electronics and household appliances, and college funds (for our children)--a holy mess! Although, the following people who'll visit me will include Kathy Matthews, Robin Decker, Mike Turner, Ron Enright, Chad "Chadwick" Gadfield, and Luke Trieber, but never forget to mention my mother (Dorothy "Dottie" Luster) and Uncle Bob (nee Robert E. Smith); they might not forget to write to me about how their days went and all that jazzy stuff, y'know what I'm sayin'? First and foremost, I honestly need a steady, high-paying job as a star in my very own reality series (I can also do the directing, the writing, the intern-hiring, and the publicity as well as the filming (it'll be for MTV (the same MTV that brought us "the Real World", "Road Rules", 'Laguna Beach", "Siesta Key", "Teen Mom", "Jersey Shore", and "I Used To Be Fat" as well as "Viva La Bam" and "Jackass" and never ever forget to mention "Ridiculousness"). Either being a reality show star or I can write my very own biography or be a Youtuber (it's where the big bucks roll in; it pays at least $10.00/per 1,000 views on average). I hafta get a new U.S. passport at the United States Post Office (in the Mansfield, OH branch), but I also need a 2nd passport for any of the following countries (where I can escape Mother Nature's fury): Antigua and Barbuda, Grenada, St. Kitts and Nevis, St. Lucia, Dominica, Portugal, Spain, Monaco, Cyprus, Greece, or even Malta. A 2nd passport means a 2nd citizenship for yours truly, the one and only Danial Luster, but I hafta make sure that 2nd passport allows me to travel to as many destinations as it allows me to.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Sunday, October 25, 2020
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Monday, October 12, 2020
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Saturday, October 10, 2020
I had a short talk with Kyle The Shitman
😖 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Danial Luster. Today I've typed to Kyle The Shitman (on Youtube) about bashing Kyle Akers (the same Kyle Akers who created Footgirl and Growthica). I've also called Kyle The Shitman "an insolent shitlord" and "a podophobic shitlord". I love female feet as much as Kyle Akers! However, it's too bad that Kyle Akers blocked me on DeviantArt on his channel http://kyleakersxd.deviantart.com/ . However, if I were to have my way, I would stop Alexandre Battezini (BlakeandAlex12) and Kyle Akers (KyleAkersXD) from fighting like cats and dogs on DeviantArt and bury the hatchet!😔
Friday, October 9, 2020
Thursday, October 8, 2020
Wednesday, October 7, 2020
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
Monday, October 5, 2020
Sunday, October 4, 2020
Thursday, October 1, 2020
Sunday, September 27, 2020
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Monday, September 21, 2020
My Biopic
Hello and salutations, ladies and gentlemen! I'm so excited is because that I'm planning a biopic (a biographical movie based on 39 years of my life (which features a cast of thousands of stunning performers whose names that I don't even know). The biopic will be created, produced, directed, filmed, and written by yours truly--the one and only world-famous Danial Luster (who's gonna grace everyone with his presence). It'll be shown around the world and dubbed into the following languages and dialects:
1. English (the United States/Canada/the United Kingdom/Ireland/Australia/New Zealand)
2. Neutral Spanish (Mexico/Guatemala/El Salvador/Nicaragua/Panama/Colombia/Bolivia/Venezuela/Chile/Argentina/Uruguay/Cuba)
3. Neutral French (France (including Martinique, and Reunion)
4. Canadian French (Quebec)
5. European Portuguese (Portugal/Mozambique/Angola)
6. Brazilian Portuguese (Brazil)
7. Italian (Italy/Switzerland)
8. German (Germany/Switzerland/Liechtenstein/Austria)
9. Slovak (Slovakia)
10. Czech (Czechia)
11. Polish (Poland)
12. Russian (Russia)
13. Kazakh (Kazakhstan)
14. Georgian (the former Soviet Republic of Georgia)
15. Armenian (Armenia)
16. Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan)
17. Turkish (Turkey)
18. Pashto (Afganistan)
19. Farsi (Iran)
20. Hindi (India)
21. Gujrati (India)
22. Urdu (Pakistan)
23. Tamil (Sri Lanka)
24. Korean (North Korea/South Korea)
25. Mandarin (Mainland China/Taiwan/Singapore)
26. Indonesian (Indonesia)
27. Ukrainian (the Ukraine)
28. Turkmen (Turkmenistan)
29. Tajik (Tajikistan)
30. Uzbek (Uzbekistan)
31. Japanese (Japan)
32. Cantonese (Mainland China/Hong Kong)
33. Chechen (Chechnya)
34. Hungarian (Hungary)
35. Luganda (Uganda)
36. Zulu (South Africa)
37. Xhosa (South Africa)
38. Venda (South Africa)
39. Tagalog (the Philippines)
Disclaimer: The following biopic which you're about to view may contain strong language, drug abuse, strong violence, sexual dialogue, sexual situations, and exceptionally rude humor. Viewer discretion's advised.
Sunday, September 20, 2020
Kathy Matthews Caught Me Fake-Reading A Book!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Danial Luster. I'd like to inform all of you about me fake-reading the famous book called "The Making Of The President 2016" (by Roger Stone). The book involves Donald Trump's 2016 election for the White House (in Washington, D.C.). However, Kathy Matthews caught me fake-reading (as opposed to actual reading) the first three chapters including "Trump vs. the Elites", "Round One: GOP Candidates Debate", and "Round Two: GOP Primaries Pick Trump", but I've failed miserably.😢 I guess that I can stick to watching "SpongeBob Squarepants" (an animated series on Nickelodeon) and "The Loud House" (another animated series on Nickelodeon) as well as "The Casagrandes" (another animated series on Nickelodeon).😎😎😎 Besides, I've lied to Kathy Matthews about reading the first three chapters of "The Making Of The President 2016", but I've failed miserably.😢😟 It seems to me that me and Kathy Matthews' relationship has turned completely sour; it's all because that she doesn't want anything to do with me anymore which has become very saddening for the life of me.😢😢😢😞😞😞 I guess that I'm a real animaniac (a person who likes cartoons).😎😎😎😎 I guess that I'm better friends with Robin Decker (the caregiver who comes every other Friday at 3:00 p.m.).😎😎😎
Saturday, September 19, 2020
Sunday, September 13, 2020
Saturday, September 12, 2020
My Harrowing Time At Logan's Restaurant
Hello, it's me again, Danial Luster. I like to inform you that I hadn't have my second glass of Diet Coke at Logan's yesterday and I was stewing/worrying about it. However, my caregiver, Kathy Matthews got upset with me about having my head in my hand and stewing over having my Diet Coke, but meanwhile, I went with Chad Gadfield and Ron Enright, but Luke Trieber and Michael Turner (who was throwing a tantrum) didn't come. However, I was feeling quite sorry for myself that I wanted death due to another Diet Coke (which was asking so damned much). When me, Ron Enright, Mike Turner, Luke Trieber, Kathy Matthews, and Chad Gadfield got home at 920 Sunset Drive; it seemed to me that me, Kathy Matthews, and Luke Trieber all had a long discussion about my unpardonable behavior out at the Logan's restaurant out at Ontario, OH. Eventually, me and Kathy Matthews had said our prayers together and I've promised her that I can behave for her until Robin Decker comes here at 920 Sunset Drive Wednesday, September 16, 2020 at 3:00 p.m. (which I've stand corrected). Although, I did embarrass myself at Logan's restaurant, but we all have to drop it.😎
Monday, September 7, 2020
For the 1st 100 days when I'd be elected into the Oval Office
Here's a great big list of things that I might do as the leader of the Free World and that includes the following:
1. Expecting all Americans to go either vegan or vegetarian (in order to benefit good health).
2. Expecting all Americans to get a free and better education.
3. Expecting all Americans to revive cursive writing with the American academic curriculum.
4. Protecting the Colombian coffee plantations so that all Americans can be able to enjoy their fair-trade Colombian coffee in peace.
5. Expecting every Friday night to be Pizza Night.
6. Replacing gaz-guzzlers with cars which run on electricity and alcohol (from fermented sugar beets).
7. Stabilize inflation on all foods and beverages in grocery stores.
8. Expecting all Americans to acquire free, better, and highly affordable healthcare regardless of age, race, nationality, religion, developmental disability, sexual orientation, and family history.
9. Expecting all Americans to convert directly to the metric system including meters, liters, grams, and degrees Celsius.
10. Allowing Mexicans and Muslims, just to name a few, to enter the country legally without question.
2020 has been a dumpster fire!
Hello, everyone! It's me again, the one and only Danial Luster. I'd like to present the #1 reason why this year has been a real dumpster fire's that it's due to the coronavirus (which came straight outta Wuhan, China), but that virus caused us to be in quarantine (from March to August (right here in Ohio). However, I have to put on my face mask at Richland Newhope Industries' Longview district. Man, I hate the new normal, but I sure missed the good old days (prior to the coronavirus). If I were President of the United States, I'd change all that (by stopping the spread of the coronavirus across the country and declaring every Friday to be pizza night, just to name a few). I'll save the world one country at a time. When I'm President, I'll expect all Americans to go either vegan or vegetarian. When I'm President, I'll expect all Americans to switch over to the metric system (w/ meters, liters, grams, and degrees Celsius) in order for the Unites States to keep up with the rest of the world (including Canada, France, Mexico, Germany, Japan, etc.). In addition, I'll expect my fellow Americans to keep a net zero carbon footprint by switching over to solar energy (from solar panels), wind energy (from wind turbines), hydroelectric generators (for hydroelectric energy) and fermented sugar beets (for eco-friendly cars, trucks, vans, recreation vehicles, and sporting utility vehicles). If I were to be President of the United States, I'd revive cursive writing within the American academic repertoire along with mathematics, science, art, and foreign languages (like Spanish, French, Mandarin, and Latin, just to name a few). I'll make 2021 the best year ever by doing such awesome things with breath in my body, a brain in my head, blood flowing through my veins, and a soul inside my skin. Moreover, if I were President of the United States, I'd conduct a Middle-Eastern peace treaty between the Israelis and the Palestinians which lasts an eternity. I also wanna create millions of brand-new jobs in this country of ours (i.e., the United States of America). I'll tell all Americans to vote for me, Danial Luster (the one and only) for 2020 on November 3rd. As of January 23, 2021, I could be sworn in. #Luster2020😎
Sunday, September 6, 2020
My Time At The Encore Hotel! B-)
Hello, folks! It's me again, Danial Luster. I had a blast at the Encore Hotel in Berlin, OH (except for me being a real killjoy there). I had sausage links, scrambled eggs, and bacon (for breakfast Monday through Friday) and I had a variety of lunches and dinners (Monday through Thursday) (including a chili dog with cheese and a few dollops of sour cream on top as well as banana pepper slices). I went to the pool and swam for a little bit. However, in addition to that, Dan Davies (another individual) taught me that the first Thanksgiving began on September 21, 1621 (However, I thought that it was on September 21, 1620 and I was one year off). I've seen Niels Duinker (an 8-time Guinness World Record-Holder for the world's greatest juggler (known for his anti-gravity antics); and he's all the way from Holland, but he performed right there at the Encore Hotel's Amish Country Theater. I've got some fresh-new outfits for Tuesday September 8, 2020 (and beyond). Kathy Matthews and Kathy McElvain both had me all set when I get back to work.😎😎😎😎 I can't forget Lynyrd (the star of the show at the Amish Comedy Barn in Berlin, OH). I had a combined 12 cups of regular coffee (from Monday morning to Friday morning) (Oops! I had 1 cup of Folger's regular coffee Friday!)😖 As Luke Trieber, Katthews, Dan Davies, and myself went back to Mansfield, OH, we've visited Robin Decker and I've told Robin Decker "See ya next Friday!!" (which I always do).😎😋😎😎😎😎😎
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Saturday, August 29, 2020
My List Of Fetishses
Hello, it's me, yours truly, the one and only Danial Luster. It brings me great pleasure to introduce the world to my fetishes and here we go:
1. Women's feet.
2. Women's legs.
3. Women's butts.
4. Women with two (ore more) heads.
5. Headless women.
6. Mermaids.
7. Nagas (Women with lower halves of snakes).
8. Extraterrestrial women from other worlds.
9. Monster women (Vampire women, succubi, mummy women, zombie women, etc.).
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I do have a really large and overactive imagination.
My New York Times Bestseller! (The Summarization)
Here's the synopsis to my story: It involves an autistic everyman who's the plucky comic relief/main protagonist of the story which contains comedy, tragedy, action, adventure, mystery, the whole ball of wax. It'll be available in English, French, Spanish (Neutral Spanish), Italian, German, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Tagalog, Indonesian, Russian, Kazakh, Georgian (the official language of the former Soviet Republic of Georgia), Uzbek, Tadzhik, Armenian, Azerbaidzhani, Belarussian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Estonian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Dutch, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Greek, Turkish, Arabic (Modern Standard Arabic), Croatian, Macedonian, Czech, Slovak, Hungarian, Polish, Hindi, Gujrati, Urdu, Pashto, Hebrew, Persian, Portuguese, Esperanto, and Contemporary Latin. This book will have foot fetish-related innuendo and toilet humor (including farts, turds, and urine) into the concoction. It'll sell for 1 billion copies worldwide in more than 200+ countries on 7 continents. My story's 100% absolutely true; it began on November 21, 1981 in Mansfield, Ohio (esp., at Mansfield General Hospital (later known as OhioHealth), I was born from my mother (Dorothy "Dottie" Anne Luster (nee Adkins) and the rest is history. Consider the disclaimer: The book that you're about to read may contain strong language, sexual dialogue and situations, and some graphic violence. No child under 18+ is allowed to read this book. Reader discretion's advised.😊 I can be able to reminisce about the good old days (the days when I was growing up, esp., back in the mid-1980's to the late-1990's).😎