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I've Wasted My Time Being Mean To Debra

I've got a very important announcement to make: I've been literally wasting 1 year, 2 months and 1 week by being mean to Debra Carpenter (my caregiver) by lying to her, refusing to do my chores, not listening to her, saying "Shut up!" to her, giving her smart remarks, yelling at her, cursing at her, laughing about shitting in the shower right in front of her face, laughing about me wearing a diaper in front of her face, and having coffee (a source of caffeine) in the afternoon--I've honestly stated (to Debra) that I was being horrible, mean, untrustworthy, and menacing to her. I've also stated that I'll be ready for a very rude awakening as I move in to another group home. Moreover, I'll share the following picture for me to remember our friendship.

My 14-Month Anniversary

It's been 14 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North).