My New Year's Resolutions

Hi! It's me, Daniel Luster. It brings me great pleasure to introduce you to my list of New Year's resolutions for 2019 and here they are:
1. Stop lying to Debra, even when it comes to doing chores.
2. Lose weight, esp., at least 10 lbs. or so.
3. Help Debra around the house more often than I usually do.
4. Socialize with Debra more often.
FYI, Debra Carpenter's my caregiver/adoptive mother/friend and I love her, but I always have her back through thick and thin.🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆

I've Had A Very Merry Christmas Today!

Hello, my name's Daniel Luster and today's December 25, 2018. I like to inform you all about the things that I've got for Christmas and they include:
1. a release of "Broken Saints: The Animated Comic Epic"
2. a 300-piece Puzzlebug jigsaw puzzle
3. 3 jugs of Clamato tomato cocktail juice
4. 2 cans of Bush's baked beans
5. a can of chipotle pinto beans
6. a jar of Vlasic Hot & Spicy kosher dill pickle spears
7. cookies
8. a box of delicious Frosty Nerds
9. 2 boxes of Red Hots cinnamon flavored candy
10. a box of Holiday Mix Skittles
11. a box of Queen Anne classic good taste cordial blueberries
12. a box of Zachary cordial cherries
13. a Hana Zuki figurine collection (from Hasbro)
14. 3 bottles of Jordache spray-on cologne for men
15. a bottle of cologne (which is shaped like a Conestoga wagon)
16. a cylindrical box of La Choy rice noodles
17. a La Choy chicken chow mein bi-pack meal
18. a "Megatokyo" graphic novel
19. a brand-new lunch box
20. a brand-new coat
21. a "Sailor Moon" DVD box set
22. a $20 Walmart gift certificate
23. $20 (in the form of a $20 bill, of course)
24. a cylindrical box of wasabi peas
25. 2 large cans of spinach
Note: I haven't made it on the very pointy tip of Santa's nice list until December 22nd of this year. Besides, I've got all the things that I wanted (in food and otherwise). By the way, I also got a sketch book for Christmas, too! I hope that you guys are happy for me for being on the pointy tip of Santa's nice list! Even, Debra have appreciated me for being on the nice list this year!🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄 One more thing, I've watched the Food Channel's "Christmas Cookie Challenge" when I was at my mother's house (at 1361 Steeple Chase Drive).🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅

My Plan To Build Lusterpotamia

I'll build Lusterpotamia somewhere in North America where it has perfect weather (70 degrees Fahrenheit (20 degrees Celsius) throughout. It'll be recognized by the United Nations (which includes countries like the United States, the United Kingdom, France, China, and Russia, just to name a few nations within its General Assembly). The reason why I'll call the micronation "Lusterpotamia" is because of my family name "Luster" (as in "Daniel Lee Luster" (born November 21, 1981) and "-potamia" as in "Mesopotamia" (an ancient country in what's now Iraq). Lusterpotamia will have its first president (which is moi (that's French for "me"). Lusterpotamia's official language will be English (for the most part) and French. Lusterpotamia will be the greatest tourist destination in the whole wide entire world, ever. Lusterpotamia will be the most likely to secede from American soil in order to form its very own sovereign government. Lusterpotamia will have its very own currency called "the Lusterpotamian dollar" (which will be at par with the American dollar at $1.00). Lusterpotamia will be the greatest micronation in the history of the entire world, bar none. Lusterpotamian Independence Day will be on July the 2nd (as its very own federal holiday). Lusterpotamia will be recognized officially as a real country by the United Nations General Assembly as well as the United Nations in general. Lusterpotamia will be using both the metric and Standard American English systems to determine the height, width, length, weight, and temperature of various things which exist on this planet.😎😎😎😎

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How I've Ruined The Seafood Supper

It all started this morning when I took the seafood outta the refrigerator and into the Crock-Pot, but Debra got very angry with me about that. As Bus #9's heading for Richland Newhope Industries, esp., 985 Longview, I was going about my daily routine (which involves getting pop from the pop machine and getting coffee, but there wasn't any work for me to do). During that time, I've watched the old 1966 animation classic "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" and "the Grinch" from 2000. During lunchtime, I've had macaroni with pasta sauce and blueberry yogurt with Diet Coke on the side. As I leave work and returned home, I've drank the rest of Debra's coffee (which was on her computer desk). Then, I've put the cup in the sink, but I was minding my own business until I've took the seafood outta the refrigerator again and put it in the Crock-Pot, and I've went upstairs to call Debra on her cellphone (which is (419)-685-1149), but then, I've told her that I've took the seafood outta the refrigerator and put it in the Crock-Pot, but then, she responded "What's wrong with you? Why did you do such a thing?" and I was caught dead in my tracks when she found out that I've done such a foolish thing outta disobedience. As Debra got home, she was pissed at me for doing such a thing like that. The point's that I wasn't even listening to her and I've ruined supper, for sure. She asked me some questions including "Why have you drank my coffee?" (which I've responded "Because, I was thirsty") and "Why don't you leave stuff alone?" (which hasn't any particular answer).  If it comes to me being thirsty for coffee, I require an energy boost. Debra told me that she isn't playing any more "games" with me any more, but I've cried, cried, cried, and cried constantly and constantly, but I've felt felt like that I was almost down to the breaking point--an existential meltdown, in other words. The very reason that I've cried a lot's because that I know that it's all my damn fault, but I've took the blame, but still crying about it. Despite the fact that I'm now 37 years old, I still do get very emotional when it comes to taking the blame for such incriminating actions like taking the seafood outta the refrigerator and putting it into the Crock-Pot, for instance, like, what the hell?! If you're reading this blog, you'll understand what I've been going through, okay? So until then, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!

I'd like to tell the whole, wide world "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!"--doesn't that sound so Christmassy. What I've meant by "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!", I've meant by a holiday greeting to those who observe Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Hanukkah, Epiphany, and New Year's Day! It's a universal holiday greeting which makes perfect sense, esp., this holiday season (which falls on December). I'm totally psyched for the holiday season, myself; it's all because of tryna broadcast my Internet-wide spread of Christmassy warmth and cheer!🎄🎄🎄🎄 By the way, everyone: If I had my way, I'd put the sign which says "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!" in every five-and-dime store in North America (including the United States and Canada) alone.🎄🎄🎄

My Cellphone Went Totally Missing!

My afternoon started out on the right foot until I've discovered that my cellphone turned up totally missing, so ergo, I'm currently having an extremely horrific afternoon; it's like that I'm totally stuck in the twilight zone or something. It's totally weird, but in a bad sorta way. I've went totally bonkers just looking all over the house for my cellphone. It was an extraordinarily disturbing afternoon, esp., that there's a total lack of human contact, even Debra, herself got the wrong idea. She called both Richland Newhope (esp., one out at 985 Longview) and All-Care transportation, just to determine the whereabouts of my cellphone. I've went stark-raving mad tryna look all over the house to ascertain the exact location of my cellphone--that's a very serious situation beyond anything that I can ever fathom, even if I can move all of Heaven and Earth to look for my trusty cellphone which I strongly cherish. Presently, I've calmed down, but I was extremely concerned about my trusty, handheld device. It's such a calamity! It was an unfortunate incident beyond belief. By the way, I've exclaimed grievously, "This cannot be happening!!!!".  I''m also ashamed of losing my cellphone on sight, esp., possibly at Richland Newhope (at 985 Longview). Having my cellphone totally missing really worries the hell outta me and I really mean it from the heart. It was driving me insane if it comes to losing my cellphone without ascertaining its whereabouts. However, on the bright side, I was totally busy spreading some Christmas cheer (with breath in my body and a song in my heart); to spread some Christmas cheer, I've exclaimed "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!". (Note: "Happy Holidays!" encompasses  other holidays in December and early January including Kwanzaa, Festivus, Hanukkah, Epiphany, and New Year's Day, so ergo, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!) Furthermore, if you're reading this blog which I've typed, you might comprehend with the way I've felt about my missing, but trusty handheld apparatus and the way that I'm spreading Christmas warmth and cheer throughout Richland Newhope (esp., at 985 Longview). Until then, everyone--Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄🎄

My 20-Month Anniversary!

Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster and I like to inform all of you that it's been 20 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (on 114 Ridge Road North). However, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas over here!👌 I like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!🎄🎄🎄🎄