Sunday, November 29, 2020
Saturday, November 28, 2020
All About Me, Baby!
Hello and salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's again, as always, Daniel Luster! I'll make a profile of myself to impress my peers and here it goes:
Full name: Daniel Lee Luster
Birthdate: November 21, 1981 (Astrological sign: Scorpio)
Height: 5 feet, 11 inches (179 centimeters)
Weight: 175 pounds (80 kilograms)
Shoe size: 11 inches (28 centimeters)
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (Straight)
Political affiliation: Neutral
Place of Residence: 920 Sunset Drive
Hometown: Mansfield, Ohio, USA
ZIP code: 44905
Marital status: Single
Food allergies: Gluten (esp., wheat, rye, and barley)
Syndrome brain: Asperger's syndrome (within the autistic spectrum)
Favorite foods: Spinach, broccoli, asparagus, pizza, Brussels sprouts, peanut butter w/ oatmeal, sushi w/ wasabi paste, and mashed potatoes w/ gluten-free gravy.
Favorite beverages: Diet cola, iced tea, iced coffee, milk, iced water, bloody mary mix, and vegetable juice, but don't forget to mention chocolate milk.
Favorite shows: "Inspector Gadget", "the Muppet Show", "Bobby's World", "Beavis & Butt-Head", "Daria", "Spongebob Squarepants", "the Golden Girls", "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", "Beakman's World", "Aaahh!! Real Monsters", "MTV's "the Head", "Sailor Moon", "Aeon Flux", "MTV's "the Maxx", "Ka-Blam!", and "the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" as well as "LazyTown", "Beetlejuice" (the animated series), and "Animaniacs" and "Transformers: Generation One" as well as "Histeria!", "Rugrats", "the Angry Beavers", "Sesame Street", "Hi-5", and "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? as well as "Bill Nye The Science Guy".
Favorite number: 3.141592658979 (or "Pi" for short).
Favorite movies: "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure", "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls", "A Dog's Purpose", "Big Top Pee-Wee", "Ghostbusters", "Ghostbusters II", "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America", "the Muppets", "the Muppets Take Manhattan", "Muppets From Space", "Casper, the Friendly Ghost", "Casper: A Spirited Beginning", "Garfield", "Fat Albert", "Deadpool", "Spiderman", "Pee-Wee's Big Holiday", and "the Muppet Movie" as well as "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut", and the "Twilight" movie series and the "Madea" movie series as well as "Cats".
Favorite part of a woman's body: Her feet.😘😘😘😘😘😜
Favorite quote: "A cat is not a dog." (It's from "Cats")
Favorite cartoon characters: Lora Diabla (from http://www.deviantart.com/quart-of-meat), Optimus Prime (from the "Transformers" universe), Gir (from "Invader Zim"), Hank Hill (from "King of the Hill"), Dale Gribble (also from "King of the Hill"), Sailor Moon (from the eponymous anime of the same name), and me.
Friday, November 27, 2020
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Today's Thanksgiving Day!
Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster! Guess what, everyone? Today's Thanksgiving Day! On Thanksgiving, we have turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes (w/ gravy), green bean casserole, corn on the cob, candied yams, and pumpkin pie! Yum...yum!🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Until then, I'll bid you adieu.😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
I was thinking about becoming an investor in gold, silver and other stocks.
Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! Today, I like to talk about me investing in 24k solid gold (in gold bars and gold coins in the United States, Canada, and Australia), Starbucks, McDonald's, and Coca-Cola just in order to diversify my portfolio and for my 401(k) (my retirement pension to retire to Malaysia (in courtesy of Malaysia My Second Home). I'll be treated just like a king (living the good life). I'll make sure that the finances from my portfolio will be inherited by my children and my children's children and for future generations of Lusters after us. I'll be a real celebrity from henceforth. There'll be so many benefits from my retirement: I'll get free food, free drinks, and people asking me for my autographs.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Although, I'll retire to obscurity as I move to Malaysia and have a Swiss bank account (with 24k gold bars and gold coins which will be worth billions of dollars in the immediate future).😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👍 It's way better than living in Beverly Hills, California, but until then, I'll bid you adieu!👋👋👋👋👋😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Monday, November 23, 2020
Sunday, November 22, 2020
I'll be 40 in November 21, 2021!
Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me, your humble correspondent, Daniel Luster. Next year, I'll reach the big 4-0. I hope that everyone will be here at 920 Sunset Drive (in Mansfield, Ohio). When I reach middle age, I go through a mid-life crisis.🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 See ya then! Bye-bye!😎😎😎😎😎
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Today's my 39th B-day!!
Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! It's your lucky birthday boy, Daniel Luster! Today's my 39th birthday! Are you excited? If so, please, comment on my blog. Furthermore, don't forget to follow me on Blogger! I'll see ya then! Bye-bye!🍩🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Friday, November 20, 2020
My B-DAY'S TOMORROW!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, your not-so-humble correspondent, Daniel Luster here. Tomorrow, I'll be 39 years old! Oh, my! I must be getting up in them years! However, next year (2021), I'll be 40! Isn't that exciting! I'm not getting any younger now!😎🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Thursday, November 19, 2020
Friday, November 13, 2020
The Daniel Luster Offshore Retirement Fund
Lately, I was thing about creating the Daniel Luster Offshore Retirement Fund; it'll be where people (esp., ultra-high net-worth individuals) from around the world can donate their money (it could be either American dollars, British pounds sterling, Canadian dollars, Euros, Australian dollars, Mexican pesos, Indian rupees, Saudi Arabian riyals, Chinese renminbi, etc.). However, the fund itself's for a good cause which is for me to retire to Malaysia (in courtesy of Malaysia My Second Home) after working in Hollywood, California for 10 years or so, esp., as an exotic male pole-dancer, a lemonade-stand owner, a television and movie actor, a voice-over artist (for cartoons, animated movies, and video games), a blogger, and an investor in both the McDonald's and Coca-Cola stocks. I might get a decent meal (in Malaysia) for $5.😎😎😎😎😎
Thursday, November 12, 2020
I wanna move to Hollywood, California!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's me, your not-so-humble correspondent, Daniel Luster. Guess what? I'm moving away to Hollywood, California (where the weather's nice, warm and full of motion picture industry). but it's so distant from the gloomy, wintery Ohio weather. I'm too good for the wintery weather right here in Ohio. In Hollywood during the summertime, I wanna sell lemonade at my very own lemonade stand called "Uncle Daniel's Lemonade Stand"--it's where each large cup of lemonade's $5.00. I'll take me and the missus (Kayla Thorne) to Hollywood so that we can prosper. I can be the owner of my very own lemonade stand, a blogger, a television and movie actor, a voice-over artist for cartoons and video games as well as radio commercial spots, and a Top 40 radio disc jockey (for today's hottest tunes), but also I'll also star in television commercial spots for Coca-Cola (as well as Diet Coke and Coca-Cola Zero Sugar) and McDonald's (a multinational fast-food chain). I'll possibly retire to a different country of residence via a residency by investment program. I'll also get the (ever-so-rewarding) supermarket tabloid publicity which I always dream about: The more the tabloid company puts my name down as many times as possible, the more my price goes up, esp., in the millions of dollars or even in the billions of dollars, you'll never know about me (I'm a real jack-of-all trades and a master of many). I'll even name a college after me--I'll call it "the Daniel Luster College Of The Fine Arts" (in Burbank, California) where I'll be the professor of the finest arts known to humankind including jewelry, sculpting, painting, cartooning, and voice-over work for cartoons, animated movies, and video games and I'm very, extremely skilled at the mastery of the fine arts. Me and Kayla Thorne will get married at the Chapel of Love in Las Vegas, Nevada and we'll have sexual intercourse after marriage and we'll have children afterwards. I also would like money ($1,000,000 for child support ($500,000/per child). I'll be a lemonade-stand proprietor, a blogger, a television and motion picture star, a voice-over artist, a star in commercial spots on radio and television, a rap star, a pop star, and a news anchorman (for a local news station in Hollywood, California). The reason why I wanna make more money from doing multiple tasks is that I hafta pay for child support, groceries, vacation cruises, pop concerts, and to put into my Swiss bank account (in Zurich, Switzerland). Since that I'm the hottest thing since sunburn, I adore the attention that I deserve from millions of fans around the world (including the United States of America) when I move to Hollywood, California. I love to retire to Malaysia if only I can build up my savings for the Daniel Luster Retirement Fund.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎