Tuesday, December 31, 2019
Friday, December 27, 2019
Monday, December 23, 2019
I Wish For A Replicator Next Christmas!!
The reason why I'd like a replicator so bad's because that I wanna request the following things:
1. Gluten-free pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, bell peppers, banana peppers, jalapenos, onions, olives, and extra mozzarella.
2. Gluten-free beef jerky.
3. Soup beans with gluten-free cornbread.
4. Rocky road ice-cream.
5. Greek salad with authentic Greek dressing smothering all over it.
6. A double-shot espresso coffee.
7. Spanish olives.
8. Tabasco hot pepper sauce.
9. Carolina reaper (a type of hot pepper) cheese.
10. Funyuns.
11. Diet Coke.
12. Shirts.
13. Socks.
14. Pants.
15. Underwear.
16. A hat.
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
1. Gluten-free pizza with mushrooms, pepperoni, bell peppers, banana peppers, jalapenos, onions, olives, and extra mozzarella.
2. Gluten-free beef jerky.
3. Soup beans with gluten-free cornbread.
4. Rocky road ice-cream.
5. Greek salad with authentic Greek dressing smothering all over it.
6. A double-shot espresso coffee.
7. Spanish olives.
8. Tabasco hot pepper sauce.
9. Carolina reaper (a type of hot pepper) cheese.
10. Funyuns.
11. Diet Coke.
12. Shirts.
13. Socks.
14. Pants.
15. Underwear.
16. A hat.
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Saturday, December 21, 2019
I blew it at Sam's Club last night
I was imitating Luke Trieber because that everyone knows him, but the reason why is because that Kathy stated that everyone will be asking for his autograph, but I was wondering why can't everyone ask for my autograph. However, I was cursing like a sailor by dropping f-bombs here and there, yelling, and carrying on, but Kathy shushed at me because I was yelling and embarrassing myself at Sam's Club. Then, Luke Trieber took me out to the van to calm me down, but then, he gave me a quick lecture on stop embarrassing myself at Sam's Club. Eventually, Kathy came and told me to shut up and I was arguing with her by dropping f-bombs here and there like a sailor, but then, Chad Gadfield, Ron Enright, Michael Turner, and myself went straight home for a short moment until we went out to Steak n' Shake and I've got a Garlic Steakburger with fries and a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup milkshake. Then, Chad, Ron, Michael, Luke, Kathy, and myself went out to Walmart and shopped for all the gifts for Christmas (but right now, it's 4 more days 'til Christmas). I've behaved handsomely at Walmart, but then, we all went straight home and we took our medication, we took our showers, and we got ready to go to bed. I've learned that I'm not a celebrity nor a movie star, but a famous artist and that's better than nothing.😎😎😎 I was hyped up on too much caffeine, but I have to crank it down a notch.😔
Thursday, December 19, 2019
Friday, December 13, 2019
Going Cashless Will Be My New Year's Resolution
I'll be a picture of what the world will look like during the Second Coming--Moneyless and thriving. Instead of money, I have to rely on the following methods:
1. My cellphone.
2. A FitBit wristwatch.
3. My Global Cash Card.
4. The old-school barter system.
5. An RFID (radio-frequency identification) chip embedded in my skin, esp., on my hand.
However, I might still use some cash for pop machines which use $1 and $5 dollar bills and coins like nickels, dimes, and quarters.
1. My cellphone.
2. A FitBit wristwatch.
3. My Global Cash Card.
4. The old-school barter system.
5. An RFID (radio-frequency identification) chip embedded in my skin, esp., on my hand.
However, I might still use some cash for pop machines which use $1 and $5 dollar bills and coins like nickels, dimes, and quarters.
Monday, December 9, 2019
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
Sunday, December 1, 2019
Monday, November 11, 2019
Friday, October 18, 2019
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Monday, August 26, 2019
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Saturday, August 24, 2019
I've Made A Terrible Mistake!
I assumed that my respite to McElvain Homes coincides Debra's plan to go to Niagara Falls, but I've ruined the plan and I must pay the price.😖😖😖😖😖 Besides, Jane Skaluba's the only friend I've got now.😢😢😢😢😢 Moreover, I was thinking about killing my friends at McElvain Homes and laughed about it and Debra told Presley that I'm a serial killer when it comes to killing innocent people and laughing about it, but it brings out nightmare fuel for those who are reading this entry.😝😝😝😝 Pity party time: I'm a pathetic liar when it comes to cleaning my bathroom and my bedroom.😢😢😢😢😢
Friday, August 23, 2019
Thursday, August 22, 2019
Me Going To Respite Over There At McElvain's
Hello, everyone. I have some terrible news: I've discovered that my 1-week respite causes me to move away from my bestie (Debra Kay Carpenter) and I'm stressing out due to that ordeal and it's driving me crazy. No wonder why that I'm so gullible to fall for my own stupid mistakes.😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
Thursday, August 15, 2019
A New Car For The Ages
Just the other day, I was thinking about inventing a deluxe hybrid car for the ages which runs on both solar power (via solar panels which run on radium batteries) and fermented sugar from sugar beets, but when I submit my idea to Tesla (which is owned by Elon Musk), my idea will become a reality which millions of such hybrid cars running around the world, we can reduce our carbon footprint down to zero so that humans and other organic life can live longer, yet prosperous lives than ever before. Let's plan it for the planet! Furthermore, we can invest in my idea via Swell Investing (a green stock (as in an eco-friendly stock). I'm building the future!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 One more thing, here's a fun fact: The biggest polluters live in China, Nigeria, and India, but they need my invention (a car which runs on both solar power and alcohol from fermented sugar beets) to reduce their carbon footprint.💪😎
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Sunday, August 11, 2019
Saturday, August 10, 2019
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
Tuesday, August 6, 2019
Thursday, August 1, 2019
My 28-Month Anniversary
It's been 28 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North).😎😎😎😎
Monday, July 29, 2019
Sunday, July 28, 2019
Saturday, July 27, 2019
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
If only I'd impose a soda tax, fat tax, and sweets (including pastries, ice-cream, milkshakes, and candy) tax in Hayesville...
I was thinking about proposing a 3-cents-per-ounce fat tax on all fattening foods, proposing a 2-cents-per-ounce soda tax on all sugary soft drinks, and lastly, a 2-cents-per-ounce sweets (including doughnuts, cupcakes, cake, ice-cream, milkshakes, pie, cookies, and candy), but 50% of all the proceeds will go to building a new hospital which I formally dub "the Hayesville General Hospital" and converting all citizens of my half of Hayesville to the metric system (y'know, meters, liters, grams, and degrees Celsius). As for the rest of Ohio, I might convert them to the metric system which the rest of the proceeds from the 14.5% fat tax. Taxing the citizens of one half of Hayesville with or without representation might me an excellent way of getting my way as the Mayor of 50% of Hayesville while Dan Beasley owns 50% of the city.😎😎😎😎😎 No offense, Dan Beasley.😅😅😅😅
Tuesday, July 23, 2019
Monday, July 22, 2019
Things That Are Needed For My 40th Birthday
Since I'm 37 years old, I have to fast-forward 3 years, so I'll be 40 years old, but here's a long list of things that are needed for my 40th birthday and here they are:
1. Two balloons which are shaped like a 4 and a 0 respectively.
2. A very tall chocolate birthday cake with a 4 and a 0 on it thusly commemorating my 40th birthday (which spans November 21, 1981-November 21, 2021).
3. Rocky-road ice-cream.
4. Root beer floats (in Dixie cups).
5. Dixie cups.
6. Dixie plates.
7. Streamers.
8. Noisemakers.
9. Party hats which say "Over the Hill" on each one.
10. Photo ops from Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
11. Reporters from the Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
12. Invitations which invite guests (including friends and family) to my 40th birthday.
1. Two balloons which are shaped like a 4 and a 0 respectively.
2. A very tall chocolate birthday cake with a 4 and a 0 on it thusly commemorating my 40th birthday (which spans November 21, 1981-November 21, 2021).
3. Rocky-road ice-cream.
4. Root beer floats (in Dixie cups).
5. Dixie cups.
6. Dixie plates.
7. Streamers.
8. Noisemakers.
9. Party hats which say "Over the Hill" on each one.
10. Photo ops from Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
11. Reporters from the Mansfield News Journal, WMFD 68.1, and Spectrum News 1.
12. Invitations which invite guests (including friends and family) to my 40th birthday.
Things That I Wanted For Christmas This Year
Hello, it's me again, Daniel Luster! Here's a list of the following things that I want for Christmas this year:
1. Sushi.
2. Bloody Mary mix.
3. Spinach.
4. Brussels sprouts.
5. Asparagus.
6. Baked beans.
7. Clamato (a tomato/clam juice cocktail).
8. Beef jerky.
9. Kosher dill pickle spears.
10. International coffees (including Swiss mocha, French vanilla, French roast, Irish hazelnut, Colombian blend, Kenyan blend, cappuccino, espresso, Brazilian blend, and mocha).
11. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Walmart.
12. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from PepsiCo.
13. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Starbucks.
14. A $1,000,000 dream home in the Bahamas (which will be my winter home).
15. A $1,000,000 dream home in Canada (which will be my summer home).
16. A bottle-nosed dolphin or 2.
17. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Swell Investing (an ecologically-conservative stock of choice for people who care for the environment, esp., for an environmentally-conscious world).
18. A 5-lb. bag of long-grain rice.
19. A bi-pack meal of La Choy chow mein.
20. La Choy soy sauce.
21. A bag of tortilla chips.
22. Hot and spicy salsa.
23. Tabasco sauce.😎😎😎😎😎
1. Sushi.
2. Bloody Mary mix.
3. Spinach.
4. Brussels sprouts.
5. Asparagus.
6. Baked beans.
7. Clamato (a tomato/clam juice cocktail).
8. Beef jerky.
9. Kosher dill pickle spears.
10. International coffees (including Swiss mocha, French vanilla, French roast, Irish hazelnut, Colombian blend, Kenyan blend, cappuccino, espresso, Brazilian blend, and mocha).
11. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Walmart.
12. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from PepsiCo.
13. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Starbucks.
14. A $1,000,000 dream home in the Bahamas (which will be my winter home).
15. A $1,000,000 dream home in Canada (which will be my summer home).
16. A bottle-nosed dolphin or 2.
17. A $1,000 30-year treasury bond from Swell Investing (an ecologically-conservative stock of choice for people who care for the environment, esp., for an environmentally-conscious world).
18. A 5-lb. bag of long-grain rice.
19. A bi-pack meal of La Choy chow mein.
20. La Choy soy sauce.
21. A bag of tortilla chips.
22. Hot and spicy salsa.
23. Tabasco sauce.😎😎😎😎😎
Sunday, July 21, 2019
Friday, July 19, 2019
Thursday, July 18, 2019
Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Saturday, July 6, 2019
Friday, July 5, 2019
Thursday, July 4, 2019
Wednesday, July 3, 2019
I'm quite a toxic person myself
For you see, everyone: I'm an extraordinarily toxic person, esp., someone who's sassy, mean, hateful, obnoxious, and downright lazy. I'm a pathological liar, a backtalker, a hater, a lazy bastard, and a downright asshole. Here's a fun fact that me being a pathological liar does lead to borderline personality disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, and extreme depression.👤😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Debra doesn't love me anymore... :-(
I have some bad news: Debra doesn't love me anymore because of the fact that I've lied to her face and talking back to her, but I've tried everything such as the key to her $1,000,000 dream home, a free-of-charge mansion, a brand-new free-of-charge car, a free-of-charge masseuse, and even a lifetime supply of free-of-charge pizza. Moreover, I should've gave her a single, solitary shred of free-of-charge human dignity, but all she turned to for attention's the dog by the name of Magnolia "Mags" Carpenter (who's a Bernese mountain dog mixed with a poodle). In addition, I should've gave Debra her very own galaxy free of charge.😢😢😢😢😢
Tuesday, July 2, 2019
Monday, July 1, 2019
My 27-Month Anniversary
It's been 27 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North). I've had issues involving stealing, stalking, lying, puking, pooping in the shower, and even worst of all is calling Debra "fat", but don't forget to mention ridiculing people who are fat. I, Daniel Lee Luster, do solemnly swear in all honesty to sincerely apologize for such terrible, but incriminating behaviors in Debra's presence.😞😞😞😞😞
Saturday, June 29, 2019
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Monday, June 24, 2019
My list of golden clothes which I have to desire
Here's the list of the following golden clothes that I want:
1. A golden t-shirt.
2. A golden bowtie.
3. A pair of golden pants.
4. A pair of golden TED hose.
5. A pair of golden sneakers.
6. A pair of golden underpants.
7. A golden fedora.
8. A pair of golden eyeglasses.
9. A non-clothing item like a golden chain which says "BLING" in it--it's made of 24-carat gold.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
1. A golden t-shirt.
2. A golden bowtie.
3. A pair of golden pants.
4. A pair of golden TED hose.
5. A pair of golden sneakers.
6. A pair of golden underpants.
7. A golden fedora.
8. A pair of golden eyeglasses.
9. A non-clothing item like a golden chain which says "BLING" in it--it's made of 24-carat gold.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Sunday, June 23, 2019
Friday, June 21, 2019
My Dream Home (Part 2)
Without further ado, it brings my great honor to introduce my grocery list on my private little island, but everything has to be gluten-free because of my gluten intolerance. Consider the following, please:
1. Rice (both long-grain and short-grain).
2. Gluten-free pasta (for gluten-free spaghetti).
3. Xanthan gum (for baking gluten-free pizza).
4. Guar gum (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
5. Cornstarch (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
6. Rice flour (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
7. Salt (as a condiment).
8. Pepper (as a condiment).
9. Ground regular house-blend coffee (as well as other coffees including Kenyan, Colombian, etc.).
10. Tea (in tea bags).
11. USDA (United States Department of Agriculture)-approved 100% ground beef (for cooking burgers, chili, and spaghetti-and-meatballs as well as tacos).
12. Beef jerky (which has to be gluten-free due to my intolerance to gluten).
13. Pepperoni (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
14. Shredded mozzarella (also for baking gluten-free pizza, but I can possibly make tacos with shredded mozzarella).
15. Vinegar (both as a condiment and for cooking chili, soup, pizza, etc.).
16. Bratwurst (for barbecues and family reunions).
17. Frankfurters (also for barbecues and family reunions).
18. Ice cream (for ice cream socials).
19. Pasta sauce (for putting on the gluten-free spaghetti).
20. Muesli (a type of breakfast cereal).
21. 12 dozen eggs (for both eating and cooking).
22. 100% extra-virgin olive oil (also for baking gluten-free pizza and making gluten-free spaghetti).
23. Black olives (for pizza and salads).
24. Onions. (also for pizza and salads, but you can put them on burgers, bratwurst, hot dogs, and even other sandwiches).
25. Potato chips (they're gluten free).
26. Bloody Mary mix (for making regular and virgin Bloody Maries).
27. Vodka (for making Bloody Maries).
28. Peanut butter (for making both peanut-butter sandwiches and peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches).
29. Grape jelly (for making peanut-butter-and-jelly (PB&J) sandwiches).
30. Jalapenos (also for cooking and eating).
31. Carrots (also for eating and cooking).
32. Celery (for dipping in dressing or peanut butter).
33. Habaneros (also for eating and cooking).
34. Sardines (for eating and making pizza).
35. Lettuce (for making salads).
36. Tomatoes (for making salads, soup, and sandwiches).
37. Zero-calorie artificial sweetener (esp., stevia).
38. Aged sharp Cheddar cheese (for snacking and making sandwiches and salads).
39. Apples (for snacking, making salads, and making sandwiches).
40. Bananas (for snacking and making various dishes including banana splits, fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches, banana-cream pie, and even banana pudding).
41. Don Perignon wine (chiefly imported from the vineyards of France).
42. Croissants (chiefly for the guests (regardless of age, race, religion, handicap, sexuality, height, weight, wealth, and dexterity).
43. Vitamin water (which is rich in vitamins A, B1, B2, etc.).
Note: All the groceries will be shipped to my private little island in the tropical portion of the world whenever I get over there while be sent by plane. All the groceries I've listed will come from Whole Foods Market.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
1. Rice (both long-grain and short-grain).
2. Gluten-free pasta (for gluten-free spaghetti).
3. Xanthan gum (for baking gluten-free pizza).
4. Guar gum (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
5. Cornstarch (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
6. Rice flour (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
7. Salt (as a condiment).
8. Pepper (as a condiment).
9. Ground regular house-blend coffee (as well as other coffees including Kenyan, Colombian, etc.).
10. Tea (in tea bags).
11. USDA (United States Department of Agriculture)-approved 100% ground beef (for cooking burgers, chili, and spaghetti-and-meatballs as well as tacos).
12. Beef jerky (which has to be gluten-free due to my intolerance to gluten).
13. Pepperoni (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
14. Shredded mozzarella (also for baking gluten-free pizza, but I can possibly make tacos with shredded mozzarella).
15. Vinegar (both as a condiment and for cooking chili, soup, pizza, etc.).
16. Bratwurst (for barbecues and family reunions).
17. Frankfurters (also for barbecues and family reunions).
18. Ice cream (for ice cream socials).
19. Pasta sauce (for putting on the gluten-free spaghetti).
20. Muesli (a type of breakfast cereal).
21. 12 dozen eggs (for both eating and cooking).
22. 100% extra-virgin olive oil (also for baking gluten-free pizza and making gluten-free spaghetti).
23. Black olives (for pizza and salads).
24. Onions. (also for pizza and salads, but you can put them on burgers, bratwurst, hot dogs, and even other sandwiches).
25. Potato chips (they're gluten free).
26. Bloody Mary mix (for making regular and virgin Bloody Maries).
27. Vodka (for making Bloody Maries).
28. Peanut butter (for making both peanut-butter sandwiches and peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches).
29. Grape jelly (for making peanut-butter-and-jelly (PB&J) sandwiches).
30. Jalapenos (also for cooking and eating).
31. Carrots (also for eating and cooking).
32. Celery (for dipping in dressing or peanut butter).
33. Habaneros (also for eating and cooking).
34. Sardines (for eating and making pizza).
35. Lettuce (for making salads).
36. Tomatoes (for making salads, soup, and sandwiches).
37. Zero-calorie artificial sweetener (esp., stevia).
38. Aged sharp Cheddar cheese (for snacking and making sandwiches and salads).
39. Apples (for snacking, making salads, and making sandwiches).
40. Bananas (for snacking and making various dishes including banana splits, fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches, banana-cream pie, and even banana pudding).
41. Don Perignon wine (chiefly imported from the vineyards of France).
42. Croissants (chiefly for the guests (regardless of age, race, religion, handicap, sexuality, height, weight, wealth, and dexterity).
43. Vitamin water (which is rich in vitamins A, B1, B2, etc.).
Note: All the groceries will be shipped to my private little island in the tropical portion of the world whenever I get over there while be sent by plane. All the groceries I've listed will come from Whole Foods Market.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
My $1,000,000 Dream Home (Part 1)
As I responded to the Publisher's Clearing House on Facebook, I want my $1,000,000 dream house on my very own private little island somewhere in the tropical region of the world where the weather's nice and warm. Without further ado, here's a list of the following things that I want with the private little island:
1. My personal Boeing 747 jet-airliner.
2. My personal yacht.
3. My personal armored car driven by a chauffeur.
4. My personal refrigerator (just like Debra's, but except with Internet access) in my dream home.
5. My own gluten-free food to be put into the pantry and my very own personal refrigerator in my dream home.
6. A supply of Diet Pepsi (w/ caffeine in it 39 milligrams/per 12 fluid ounce serving) to be put into the pantry.
7. My own hot, relaxing Jacuzzi (enough to fit 12 people).
8. My very own buffet table with the bowls for soup, the plates for delicious entrees, the bowls for salads, the plates for sandwiches, the pots for sauces, and bowls for ice-cream and frozen yogurt.
9. My very own automatic flushing toilet for whenever I need to pee, poop, or whatever.
10. My very own patio.
11. My very own manservants (including the poolboy) and maidservants tending my every need like folding laundry, cleaning the floors, getting the coffee for me (I like my coffee iced w/ caffeine, please), making beds (even my bed in the grandmaster bedroom), clean the pool, dust the furniture, etc.
12. My very own swimming pool (enough to fit 12 people)
We'll have social gatherings including the following:
1. Ice-cream socials (w/ chocolate, rocky road, French vanilla, butter brickle, strawberry, chocolate-chip mint, mocha, cookies-and-cream, fudge-vanilla swirl, butterscotch-vanilla swirl, strawberry-vanilla swirl, etc.)
2. Coffee parties (which will be open to all people regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, developmental disability, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Cake, doughnuts, and tarts will be served at coffee parties.
3. Cookouts (w/ franks, brats, sauerkraut, baked beans, macaroni salad, potato salad, coleslaw, deviled eggs, burgers (condiments include cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, jalapenos, barbecue sauce, and even habaneros). Refreshments include Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Aquafina, and of course, you've guessed it--Lipton iced tea (cold brew).
4. Birthday parties (which all are invited regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Either chocolate cake, vanilla cake, or pizza will be served. Even Debra Carpenter, herself will be invited to birthday parties. Even famous celebrities including Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Ryan Seacrest, Blake Shelton, Ed Sheeran, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, etc. will be formally invited to birthday parties on my private little island in the tropical portion of the world.
5. Weddings (all people are welcome regardless of income, race, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, handicap, age group, height, weight, and dexterity).
1. My personal Boeing 747 jet-airliner.
2. My personal yacht.
3. My personal armored car driven by a chauffeur.
4. My personal refrigerator (just like Debra's, but except with Internet access) in my dream home.
5. My own gluten-free food to be put into the pantry and my very own personal refrigerator in my dream home.
6. A supply of Diet Pepsi (w/ caffeine in it 39 milligrams/per 12 fluid ounce serving) to be put into the pantry.
7. My own hot, relaxing Jacuzzi (enough to fit 12 people).
8. My very own buffet table with the bowls for soup, the plates for delicious entrees, the bowls for salads, the plates for sandwiches, the pots for sauces, and bowls for ice-cream and frozen yogurt.
9. My very own automatic flushing toilet for whenever I need to pee, poop, or whatever.
10. My very own patio.
11. My very own manservants (including the poolboy) and maidservants tending my every need like folding laundry, cleaning the floors, getting the coffee for me (I like my coffee iced w/ caffeine, please), making beds (even my bed in the grandmaster bedroom), clean the pool, dust the furniture, etc.
12. My very own swimming pool (enough to fit 12 people)
We'll have social gatherings including the following:
1. Ice-cream socials (w/ chocolate, rocky road, French vanilla, butter brickle, strawberry, chocolate-chip mint, mocha, cookies-and-cream, fudge-vanilla swirl, butterscotch-vanilla swirl, strawberry-vanilla swirl, etc.)
2. Coffee parties (which will be open to all people regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, developmental disability, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Cake, doughnuts, and tarts will be served at coffee parties.
3. Cookouts (w/ franks, brats, sauerkraut, baked beans, macaroni salad, potato salad, coleslaw, deviled eggs, burgers (condiments include cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, jalapenos, barbecue sauce, and even habaneros). Refreshments include Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Aquafina, and of course, you've guessed it--Lipton iced tea (cold brew).
4. Birthday parties (which all are invited regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Either chocolate cake, vanilla cake, or pizza will be served. Even Debra Carpenter, herself will be invited to birthday parties. Even famous celebrities including Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Ryan Seacrest, Blake Shelton, Ed Sheeran, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, etc. will be formally invited to birthday parties on my private little island in the tropical portion of the world.
5. Weddings (all people are welcome regardless of income, race, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, handicap, age group, height, weight, and dexterity).
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Friday, June 14, 2019
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
Sunday, June 9, 2019
Saturday, June 8, 2019
Friday, June 7, 2019
Whenever I Get A Private Savings Account...
Whenever I get a private savings account, I might divvy up the money into the following categories:
1. Utilities.
2. Medical.
3. Vacations (like Texas, Florida, the Bahamas, Niagara Falls (the Canadian side), Mexico, etc.)
4. Groceries.
5. Snacks at Speedway (the gas station), pop from the pop machine, and coffee at Speedway.
6. Clothes.
7. Child support (whenever I have children of my own with a beautiful wife (whenever I meet her).
8. Pension.
9. Tithes to my church (Vermilion Baptist Church).
1. Utilities.
2. Medical.
3. Vacations (like Texas, Florida, the Bahamas, Niagara Falls (the Canadian side), Mexico, etc.)
4. Groceries.
5. Snacks at Speedway (the gas station), pop from the pop machine, and coffee at Speedway.
6. Clothes.
7. Child support (whenever I have children of my own with a beautiful wife (whenever I meet her).
8. Pension.
9. Tithes to my church (Vermilion Baptist Church).
Thursday, June 6, 2019
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
I Need To Build My Branch Of The Luster Family Tree...
The #1 reason why I wanna build a branch of the Luster Family Tree to keep the Luster Family Name running for generations to come. However, other reasons include wanting to change diapers on babies, feed the babies, having baby showers by online shopping for children's DVD's, toys, and children's books, esp., on Amazon, you get the picture. Children's DVD's include "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse", "Fraggle Rock", "Sesame Street", "Spongebob Squarepants", "Star Trek", "Star Wars", "the Muppet Show, all kinds of children's DVD's. By the way, I can name my 1st son "Daniel Lee Luster, Jr." (after myself, of course) and my 2nd son "Muhammad Ali bin Luster" (it's because that "Muhammad" is an exceptionally common name among men and boys around the world, esp., in predominantly Muslim countries). Being a father takes a lotta responsibility including paying for child support, paying bills (including heat, cooling, cable, phone, electric, credit cards, you name it), buying a TON of groceries (including eggs, butter, milk, apples, bananas, baby food, oranges, melons, grapes, pop, etc.) at the grocery store, buying clothes for the babies, buying a car (or yet, a minivan for seat numerous passengers), and making out at a local hotel. I probably might get married to 4 beautiful Arab Muslim woman (who are sexy, intelligent, honest, truthful, doen't drink nor smoke, and age-appropriate) so we can have children together. We, as a new generation of Lusters will live in a large estate with two bathrooms, a large kitchen (with a sushi chef and a pizza chef), a large living area (with a home-video entertainment system with every single channel known to mankind), multiple bedrooms (including the master bedroom, the bedrooms where the children sleep in, and the guest bedrooms), and a Jacuzzi built for 11 people (or so). We might afford a chauffeur if we have the money and even a yacht and even a private plane to travel the world in style. We'd be the wealthiest family in the universe with $100 trillion (or so) in a savings account so that the taxman won't touch it.😎😎😎😎😎
Sunday, June 2, 2019
Saturday, June 1, 2019
My 26-Month Anniversary
It's been 26 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North). However, things got changed up since I've started puking in her house (including on my bed, in the bathroom, and in the kitchen), but I've thought it was cool to puke everywhere I go. Today, I've learned that puke can contain all kinds of diseases as much as poop--and it's a fun fact for people who aren't medical savvy like I am.😎 Debra and I went to Kroger to get cucumbers, water, peppers, bagged lettuce, bagged salad, and even new plastic rectangular containers.😎 Deep down, I felt sad for Debra because she's sick and tired of me doing the things which I'm not supposed to be doing.😟
Friday, May 31, 2019
Thursday, May 30, 2019
I Got Bulimia!
Last night, I threw up in bed, in the bathroom, and all the way into the kitchen, but Debra knew that it's all my damn fault for throwing up on purpose. Then, we both have to clean up the kitchen because it smells like my vomit. We had to get some paper towels and rags to clean that shit up. It took us all night so that we've cancelled our visit to Avita Hospital. However, I thought it was so damn cool to puke in bed, in the bathroom, and all the way into the damn kitchen. That caused Debra and I to break up our friendship so that we're friends no longer, but I was thinking about moving into a group home (and I'm not gonna like it). The reason why I wanna move into a group home's because Debra had it up to here with my shit, but secretly, I wanna stay with Debra just as long as I get my shit together and straighten the hell up. I'm accountable for my actions, I reap what I sow.😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
For well over 2 years, I've fucking lied, shat in the shower, and now I've began to fucking puke everywhere in Debra's house. Debra, herself called up All-Care Services/Care Givers Home Health Care in order to cancel my self-guardianship, but then Catholic Charities is having guardianship over what I can have and what I can't have--it's maddening. Today, I've looked at a woman on the Internet who's anorexic, but I'm more bulimic than anorexic according to Debra. Despite the fact that I threw up on purpose, I must be having bulimia nervosa. Moreover, Debra and I were cleaning house due to the rancid stench of my own damn vomit, but at suppertime, I had a couple of crackers and a clean glass of water.😞😞😞😞 By the way, I love my water, though.😊😊😊😊 I can be able to share this story I've typed with the rest of the world.😆😆😆😆 By the way, I was cleaning up my own puke in my bedroom.😆😆😆😇😇😇😇
For well over 2 years, I've fucking lied, shat in the shower, and now I've began to fucking puke everywhere in Debra's house. Debra, herself called up All-Care Services/Care Givers Home Health Care in order to cancel my self-guardianship, but then Catholic Charities is having guardianship over what I can have and what I can't have--it's maddening. Today, I've looked at a woman on the Internet who's anorexic, but I'm more bulimic than anorexic according to Debra. Despite the fact that I threw up on purpose, I must be having bulimia nervosa. Moreover, Debra and I were cleaning house due to the rancid stench of my own damn vomit, but at suppertime, I had a couple of crackers and a clean glass of water.😞😞😞😞 By the way, I love my water, though.😊😊😊😊 I can be able to share this story I've typed with the rest of the world.😆😆😆😆 By the way, I was cleaning up my own puke in my bedroom.😆😆😆😇😇😇😇
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
This blog's about orchestrating an Ohioan coffee party.
Lately, I was orchestrating a really, really, SERIOUSLY big coffee party right here in Ohio. It'll have hors d'oevres such as finger sandwiches, cake, cookies, doughnuts, and pie, but it'll even have various types of coffee (either hot or iced) including decaf, espresso, mocha, house blend, Colombian, Kenyan, Irish hazelnut, and Swiss mocha. I'll read the invites of billionaires and average joes alike in a very formal manner out loud so I like to present to Debra Kay Carpenter (my caregiver/friend/teammate/roommate) as for that she's my friend after all. By the way, the following billionaires include as follows:
1. Jeffrey Preston Bezos (the CEO of Amazon)
2. Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah (the Sultan of Brunei) (along with his lovely wives)
3. Queen Elizabeth II (nee Elizabeth Alexandra May) (the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
4. William Henry Gates III (the principal founder of Microsoft)
5. Donald John Trump (the 45th President of the United States of America and a founder of Trump Towers)
6. Oprah Gail Winfrey (a daytime talk-show host and founder of the Oprah Winfrey Network)
7. Paris Whitney Hilton (the heiress)
8. Warren Edward Buffett (business magnate, investor, motivational speaker, and philanthropist)
Note: The following coffee party will take place at the scenic yard of Debra Kay Carpenter, herself at 114 Ridge Road North. It'll be televised nationally (on either the American Broadcasting Company or the National Broadcasting Corporation) and webcasted globally via the Internet (esp., on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) in more than 200 different countries and territories on 7 continents around the world. Games for the average joes include "Seven Minutes In Heaven" (it's where two fiancees share the same well-made room in order to know each other) and "Spin the Bottle" (it's where the player spins the bottle in order to point to the other player), just to name a few.😎😎😎😎😎 For the billionaires, the game's called badminton (it's where the player rides on a horse and hits the ball to the other player).😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
1. Jeffrey Preston Bezos (the CEO of Amazon)
2. Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah (the Sultan of Brunei) (along with his lovely wives)
3. Queen Elizabeth II (nee Elizabeth Alexandra May) (the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
4. William Henry Gates III (the principal founder of Microsoft)
5. Donald John Trump (the 45th President of the United States of America and a founder of Trump Towers)
6. Oprah Gail Winfrey (a daytime talk-show host and founder of the Oprah Winfrey Network)
7. Paris Whitney Hilton (the heiress)
8. Warren Edward Buffett (business magnate, investor, motivational speaker, and philanthropist)
Note: The following coffee party will take place at the scenic yard of Debra Kay Carpenter, herself at 114 Ridge Road North. It'll be televised nationally (on either the American Broadcasting Company or the National Broadcasting Corporation) and webcasted globally via the Internet (esp., on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) in more than 200 different countries and territories on 7 continents around the world. Games for the average joes include "Seven Minutes In Heaven" (it's where two fiancees share the same well-made room in order to know each other) and "Spin the Bottle" (it's where the player spins the bottle in order to point to the other player), just to name a few.😎😎😎😎😎 For the billionaires, the game's called badminton (it's where the player rides on a horse and hits the ball to the other player).😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Monday, May 27, 2019
Sunday, May 26, 2019
Thursday, May 23, 2019
Wednesday, May 22, 2019
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Monday, May 20, 2019
Sunday, May 19, 2019
Saturday, May 18, 2019
Friday, May 17, 2019
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Tuesday, May 14, 2019
My Distributed Remote Team
Here's my distributed remote team in the business of conquering YouTube:
1. Venezuela
2. Panama
3. Brazil
4. Austria
5. Serbia
6. Hungary
7. Montenegro
8. the Ukraine
9. Egypt
10. India
11. Pakistan
12. the Philippines
13. Romania
14. Moldova
15. the United States
16. Armenia
17. Azerbaijan
18. Georgia (the country)
Note: All the representatives from their respective countries will all meet in the YouTube world headquarters (stationed in Southern California) in order to talk about conquering YouTube in order to have things to be done in a certain way--my way (pardon me for my narcissistic behavior, though).😀😀😀😀😀
1. Venezuela
2. Panama
3. Brazil
4. Austria
5. Serbia
6. Hungary
7. Montenegro
8. the Ukraine
9. Egypt
10. India
11. Pakistan
12. the Philippines
13. Romania
14. Moldova
15. the United States
16. Armenia
17. Azerbaijan
18. Georgia (the country)
Note: All the representatives from their respective countries will all meet in the YouTube world headquarters (stationed in Southern California) in order to talk about conquering YouTube in order to have things to be done in a certain way--my way (pardon me for my narcissistic behavior, though).😀😀😀😀😀
My Ideal "Global Citizen" Sandwich
Firstly, I'll start off planning on banking in Switzerland. Second of all, I'll be planning on living in the Caribbean, esp., in St. Kitts and Nevis (either that or the Bahamas). Lastly, I'll be planning on investing in real estate in either Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia (the country), Cambodia, or all the above. That's my ideal "global citizen" sandwich.😎😎😎😎
Monday, May 13, 2019
Saturday, May 11, 2019
Friday, May 10, 2019
Thursday, May 9, 2019
Wednesday, May 8, 2019
Monday, May 6, 2019
Friday, May 3, 2019
Thursday, May 2, 2019
Nobody cares about what I'm going through, especially...
Hello, this is Daniel Luster speaking and I like to inform all of you that when it comes to footgirls, nobody cares about what I'm going through, especially, the following people:
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https://www.deviantart.com/austindr/
https://www.deviantart.com/kyleakerxd/
https://www.deviantart.com/blakeandalex12/
https//www.deviantart.com/ungaii/
https://www.deviantartart.com/antonioalexishuerta/
https://www.deviantart.com/austindr/
https://www.deviantart.com/kyleakerxd/
https://www.deviantart.com/blakeandalex12/
https//www.deviantart.com/ungaii/
My 25-Month Annivesrary
It's been 25 months since I've moved in with Debra at 114 Ridge Road North, but we both have our disagreements, but we're still getting along a-okay!😎😎😎😎
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
Monday, April 29, 2019
Sunday, April 28, 2019
Saturday, April 27, 2019
I've Frickin' Lied To Debra Again About Both My Frickin' Bedroom and My Frickin' Bathroom Being Clean (A True Story)
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster, as always. I've got a very, very important announcement to make: Debra have told me that I've lied to her about my frickin' bedroom and my frickin' bathroom being clean (which they're actually frickin' not). Presently, I'm in a very frickin' pissy mood when it comes to my own frickin' lying shit, but seriously I just cannot frickin' take it anymore; it's driving me frickin' crazy. However, I've got an inkling where I can renounce my American citizenship and relocate to a tax haven in the Caribbean, e.g., St. Kitts and Nevis (where I can gain a brand-new set of friends). In addition, Debra's got a brand-new friend named Maggie Mittens (who's a dog). Meanwhile, I'm typing down my post-adolescent angst through the words which I'm typing right now which involve such a great display of angst and jealousy (which involves Maggie Mittens being Debra's new best friend in the whole wide entire frickin' universe). Moreover, I'm quite frankly frickin' sick and frickin' tired of those frickin' sick, frickin' silly games. I'm not gonna frickin' put up with this frickin' bullshit any frickin' more. I'm really pissed off right now. I'm also voicing my opinion about my life which is that it makes me feel dejected, disillusioned, disappointed, dispirited, desperate. As I went upstairs, I've called Maggie Mittens (the dog) a "son of a bitch", but Debra scolded me for calling her dog a bad name. I'm not okay, I'm mentally-tortured and angst-ridden by all the lies and all the other stupid shit I've frickin' pulled on Debra.😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Man, I just frickin' hate my frickin' life!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I also like to inform all of you that I'm a tortured (mentally, spiritually, and financially), angst-ridden, 37-year-old autistic man who's fed up with life, esp., the unfairness of it.😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Friday, April 26, 2019
Thursday, April 25, 2019
I've Stole Debra's Hot & Spicy Beef Jerky And Ate It All Up
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Lee Luster. I've got a very important announcement to make: I've fucked up by stealing Debra's hot & spicy beef jerky and ate it all up, but, what the hell? Anyway, right now, I'm upset with myself due to my own stupidity.😢😢😢😢😢
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
Monday, April 22, 2019
Sunday, April 21, 2019
CLIFFSIDE | SATINA | LONG GONE GULCH | PILOTOS ANIMADOS | Dart Toons
CLIFFSIDE | SATINA | LONG GONE GULCH | PILOTOS ANIMADOS | Dart Toons
Friday, April 19, 2019
Thursday, April 18, 2019
I've Visited The Money Museum Today, Everyone!!
I've visited the Federal Reserve money museum today, but for more information, please contact http://www.federalreserveeducation.org/ . 😎
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
Monday, April 15, 2019
Sunday, April 14, 2019
I Didn't Find My Avita Paperwork On Time!
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Lee Luster. I have a very special, all-points announcement to make: I've lost my paperwork which needs to be returned to Avita and I don't know what to do and Dr. P. K. Raman will be pissed due to me not finding it! Like, what the hell?!😢😢😢 I guess that I really fucked up big time.😢😢😢 If it comes to me not finding my paperwork, it's no one's fault but mine.😢😢😢 I guess that I'm a real fuck-up.😢😢😢😢
Saturday, April 13, 2019
Friday, April 12, 2019
Thursday, April 11, 2019
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Tuesday, April 9, 2019
Saturday, April 6, 2019
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