Here's the synopsis to my story: It involves an autistic everyman who's the plucky comic relief/main protagonist of the story which contains comedy, tragedy, action, adventure, mystery, the whole ball of wax. It'll be available in English, French, Spanish (Neutral Spanish), Italian, German, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Tagalog, Indonesian, Russian, Kazakh, Georgian (the official language of the former Soviet Republic of Georgia), Uzbek, Tadzhik, Armenian, Azerbaidzhani, Belarussian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Estonian, Ukrainian, Romanian, Dutch, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, Finnish, Greek, Turkish, Arabic (Modern Standard Arabic), Croatian, Macedonian, Czech, Slovak, Hungarian, Polish, Hindi, Gujrati, Urdu, Pashto, Hebrew, Persian, Portuguese, Esperanto, and Contemporary Latin. This book will have foot fetish-related innuendo and toilet humor (including farts, turds, and urine) into the concoction. It'll sell for 1 billion copies worldwide in more than 200+ countries on 7 continents. My story's 100% absolutely true; it began on November 21, 1981 in Mansfield, Ohio (esp., at Mansfield General Hospital (later known as OhioHealth), I was born from my mother (Dorothy "Dottie" Anne Luster (nee Adkins) and the rest is history. Consider the disclaimer: The book that you're about to read may contain strong language, sexual dialogue and situations, and some graphic violence. No child under 18+ is allowed to read this book. Reader discretion's advised.π I can be able to reminisce about the good old days (the days when I was growing up, esp., back in the mid-1980's to the late-1990's).π
