Thursday, December 31, 2020
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Friday, December 18, 2020
To Claire Aimee Spencer (alias "YourClairyGodmother")
Salutations, Claire! My name is Daniel Lee Luster! For you who don't know me as a friend. I'll give you a few pointers about myself: 1) I'm from Mansfield, OH, USA; 2) I was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome (which is on the autism spectrum); 3) I'm all for the LGBTQ+ community as a whole; 4) I'm egotistical (However, you've got to be more patient with me when I'm that way); 5) I'm a caffeine addict (It's because I love regular caffeinated coffee a lot); 6) I love "Sailor Moon" (the original one) a lot; 7) My favorite color is gold (24k gold, to be precise); 8) My favorite countries include Japan, the United Arab Emirates, Italy, France, China, Canada, the United Kingdom, and Israel; 9) My favorite food is gluten-free pizza with everything on it; 10) My favorite beverages include regular (caffeinated) coffee, Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi, iced tea (esp., Earl Grey iced tea, to be precise), water, chocolate milk, bloody mary mix (w/o the vodka); 11) My favorite precious metal is gold (second only to platinum); 12) The part of a woman's body I admire the most is her legs (w/ the feet still attached); 13) My favorite cartoons/anime include "Sailor Moon", "Dragonball Z", "Tiny Toon Adventures", "Animaniacs", "Steven Universe", "Beavis and Butt-Head", "Happy Tree Friends", "Ed, Edd n' Eddy", "Beetlejuice" (the animated series based on the 1988 cult classic motion picture of the same name), "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", "Bobby's World", "Aaahh!! Real Monsters (an animated series with a specific cult following on Nickelodeon back in 1993-1995), "Ren & Stimpy", "Grojband" (an interesting cartoon involving an aspiring rock band lead by Corey Riffin (voiced by Lyon Smith), "Star vs. the Forces of Evil" (an animated series exploding with such special effects which will leave the audiences begging for more), "Unikitty!" (an awesometastically clever animated series inspired by "the Lego Movie"), "Beakman's World", the "Muppets" television series franchise owned by Walt Disney Television, "Spongebob Squarepants" (an animated series on Nickelodeon which is so spectacular), and "Voltron" (the original "Voltron: Defender of the Universe") as well as "Transformers: Generations One" (an animated series involving extraterrestrial, transforming robots from the planet Cybertron); 14) I like classic rock, classic hip-hop, reggaeton, K-pop, electronic dance music, classical music, and emo music; 15) My favorite animals include dolphins, orcas, chimpanzees, macaques, baboons, iguanas, penguins, moose, cattle, reindeer, polar bears, great-horned owls, guinea pigs, sheep, horses (I definitely love horses), sea lions, walruses, dromedary camels, octopuses, squids, platypuses, koalas, kangaroos, geese, pandas, lemurs, Bengal tigers, bobcats, Maine coon cats (the largest breed of domesticated felines in the known world), harbor seals, leopard seals, rabbits, squirrels, zebras, and gorillas; 16) My favorite bands include AC/DC, LMFAO, Mindless Self Indulgence, the Spice Girls, the Backstreet Boys, Linkin Park, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, the Click Five, 'NSYNC, Rockapella (of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?" fame), Aerosmith, Van Halen, Bon Jovi ,the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and ABBA. 17) My pet peeve is not being famous. :-(
Thursday, December 17, 2020
Wednesday, December 16, 2020
Monday, December 14, 2020
I'd like to be rich!
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'm here to talk about being rich and famous! I'd like a personal zoo (w/ chimpanzees, walruses, sea lions, tigers, bears, elephants, iguanas, dolphins, giraffes, orcas, cattle, pigs, and camels), a luxury megayacht (w/ 120 guest rooms, 1 grandmaster bedroom, 1 patio, 1 Jacuzzi, 1 shuffleboard court, and 1 wine cellar), my own gold-plated car (esp., a Lamborghini), my own mansion (w/ a butler, maids, a nanny, and a pizza chef), my Swiss bank account (either in Zurich, Switzerland or Dubai, United Arab Emirates), access to the Dubai Mall (in the United Arab Emirates), and a refrigerator with a built-in ice-dispenser as well as a Keurig coffee machine. I wish I was born rich so that I don't even have to mope about how much my life sucks, esp., when it comes to having to spend every last dime on pricey things like food, clothes, footwear, electronics, household appliances, and vehicles as well as beverages. I'd have a time of my life when I'm in Dubai (a city in the United Arab Emirates).😎👳😎👳😎👳
Sunday, December 13, 2020
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Saturday, December 5, 2020
You wanna know how much bitcoin I make by being a one-man show?
What to spend with bitcoin?
Hello, everyone! It's me, again, Daniel Luster! I like to inform you that me and Kayla Thorne (my wife-to-be) will get married someday in the immediate future, but we're gonna get married, have sex, and have children someday, but we need clothes, toys, and groceries from Walmart including diapers, onesies, socks (baby socks), rattles, a crib, "Fraggle Rock" DVD's (as well as other Muppet-related DVD's including "Sesame Street", "the Muppet Show", "Muppets Tonight!", "the Jim Henson Hour", and some Muppet movies including "Muppets Take Manhattan", "the Great Muppet Caper", "A Muppet Movie", "A Muppet Christmas Carol", "Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas", "the Muppets", and "Muppets From Space" as well as "Muppet Treasure Island") all with bitcoin! We need groceries when we move with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Beverly Hills, California, USA (the groceries include milk, eggs, cheese, gluten-free breakfast cereal, apples, oranges, Colombian coffee (for the Keurig coffee machine), Earl Grey tea, Diet Coke (but not the decaffeinated kind, but just the regular Diet Coke), gluten-free cookies, organic deli meats w/ no fillers nor nitrites, gluten-free bread, tomatoes, cucumbers, grapes, bananas, gluten-free spaghetti, gluten-free beef jerky (w/ lots of protein and 90% less fat), canned spinach, canned pineapple, canned black olives, walnuts, peanut butter (for peanut butter w/ oatmeal), gluten-free oatmeal (fro peanut butter w/ oatmeal), honey, long-grain rice, potatoes, applesauce, hot and chunky salsa (w/ tortilla chips on the side (esp., during Super Bowl Sunday), hotdogs (esp., served bunless w/ baked beans and potato salad and coleslaw), sweet corn, green beans, lettuce, Italian dressing, onions, ketchup, mustard, salt, and pepper; it'll all be done with bitcoin. Moreover, we need electronics for the new house close to our neighbors (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West w/ North West), we need a home video entertainment theater system w/ a built-in video game console, videocassette recorder-and DVR combo, and a universal remote control television channel changer and a fully-comprehensive VHS and DVD library for the entire family; we can do that with bitcoin. We (me and Kayla Thorne) will get a Jacuzzi big enough for 10 people plus myself with bitcoin! We need trips to Cancun, Mexico; Vanuatu (an archipelago in the South Pacific); Monte Carlo, Monaco; etc. with bitcoin. On Black Friday, me and the missus (Kayla Thorne) will do online shopping (for clothes, footwear, electronics, household appliances, and furniture) in courtesy of bitcoin! However, on Cyber Monday, we'll do the same, exact thing in courtesy of bitcoin! Moreover, on Giving Tuesday, we'll give some bitcoin to those who accept bitcoin which are less fortunate than us. Bitcoin's the wave of the future, baby! We shall diversify our portfolios with bitcoin alongside McDonald's, Walmart, and Coca-Cola. We shall buy pets with bitcoin including California sea lions, Bengal tigers, chimpanzees, dolphins, pigs, iguanas, and octopuses, but we also need to buy some serious pet food, but we'll need to do some serious pet-food shopping! We'll need to tithe the local church (in Beverly Hills, CA, USA) in bitcoin, as well! We'll be living the fabulous life in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia (as our second home) with bitcoin, as well! So, farewell, everyone!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎