Sunday, September 27, 2020
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Monday, September 21, 2020
My Biopic
Hello and salutations, ladies and gentlemen! I'm so excited is because that I'm planning a biopic (a biographical movie based on 39 years of my life (which features a cast of thousands of stunning performers whose names that I don't even know). The biopic will be created, produced, directed, filmed, and written by yours truly--the one and only world-famous Danial Luster (who's gonna grace everyone with his presence). It'll be shown around the world and dubbed into the following languages and dialects:
1. English (the United States/Canada/the United Kingdom/Ireland/Australia/New Zealand)
2. Neutral Spanish (Mexico/Guatemala/El Salvador/Nicaragua/Panama/Colombia/Bolivia/Venezuela/Chile/Argentina/Uruguay/Cuba)
3. Neutral French (France (including Martinique, and Reunion)
4. Canadian French (Quebec)
5. European Portuguese (Portugal/Mozambique/Angola)
6. Brazilian Portuguese (Brazil)
7. Italian (Italy/Switzerland)
8. German (Germany/Switzerland/Liechtenstein/Austria)
9. Slovak (Slovakia)
10. Czech (Czechia)
11. Polish (Poland)
12. Russian (Russia)
13. Kazakh (Kazakhstan)
14. Georgian (the former Soviet Republic of Georgia)
15. Armenian (Armenia)
16. Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan)
17. Turkish (Turkey)
18. Pashto (Afganistan)
19. Farsi (Iran)
20. Hindi (India)
21. Gujrati (India)
22. Urdu (Pakistan)
23. Tamil (Sri Lanka)
24. Korean (North Korea/South Korea)
25. Mandarin (Mainland China/Taiwan/Singapore)
26. Indonesian (Indonesia)
27. Ukrainian (the Ukraine)
28. Turkmen (Turkmenistan)
29. Tajik (Tajikistan)
30. Uzbek (Uzbekistan)
31. Japanese (Japan)
32. Cantonese (Mainland China/Hong Kong)
33. Chechen (Chechnya)
34. Hungarian (Hungary)
35. Luganda (Uganda)
36. Zulu (South Africa)
37. Xhosa (South Africa)
38. Venda (South Africa)
39. Tagalog (the Philippines)
Disclaimer: The following biopic which you're about to view may contain strong language, drug abuse, strong violence, sexual dialogue, sexual situations, and exceptionally rude humor. Viewer discretion's advised.
Sunday, September 20, 2020
Kathy Matthews Caught Me Fake-Reading A Book!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Danial Luster. I'd like to inform all of you about me fake-reading the famous book called "The Making Of The President 2016" (by Roger Stone). The book involves Donald Trump's 2016 election for the White House (in Washington, D.C.). However, Kathy Matthews caught me fake-reading (as opposed to actual reading) the first three chapters including "Trump vs. the Elites", "Round One: GOP Candidates Debate", and "Round Two: GOP Primaries Pick Trump", but I've failed miserably.😢 I guess that I can stick to watching "SpongeBob Squarepants" (an animated series on Nickelodeon) and "The Loud House" (another animated series on Nickelodeon) as well as "The Casagrandes" (another animated series on Nickelodeon).😎😎😎 Besides, I've lied to Kathy Matthews about reading the first three chapters of "The Making Of The President 2016", but I've failed miserably.😢😟 It seems to me that me and Kathy Matthews' relationship has turned completely sour; it's all because that she doesn't want anything to do with me anymore which has become very saddening for the life of me.😢😢😢😞😞😞 I guess that I'm a real animaniac (a person who likes cartoons).😎😎😎😎 I guess that I'm better friends with Robin Decker (the caregiver who comes every other Friday at 3:00 p.m.).😎😎😎
Saturday, September 19, 2020
Sunday, September 13, 2020
Saturday, September 12, 2020
My Harrowing Time At Logan's Restaurant
Hello, it's me again, Danial Luster. I like to inform you that I hadn't have my second glass of Diet Coke at Logan's yesterday and I was stewing/worrying about it. However, my caregiver, Kathy Matthews got upset with me about having my head in my hand and stewing over having my Diet Coke, but meanwhile, I went with Chad Gadfield and Ron Enright, but Luke Trieber and Michael Turner (who was throwing a tantrum) didn't come. However, I was feeling quite sorry for myself that I wanted death due to another Diet Coke (which was asking so damned much). When me, Ron Enright, Mike Turner, Luke Trieber, Kathy Matthews, and Chad Gadfield got home at 920 Sunset Drive; it seemed to me that me, Kathy Matthews, and Luke Trieber all had a long discussion about my unpardonable behavior out at the Logan's restaurant out at Ontario, OH. Eventually, me and Kathy Matthews had said our prayers together and I've promised her that I can behave for her until Robin Decker comes here at 920 Sunset Drive Wednesday, September 16, 2020 at 3:00 p.m. (which I've stand corrected). Although, I did embarrass myself at Logan's restaurant, but we all have to drop it.😎
Monday, September 7, 2020
For the 1st 100 days when I'd be elected into the Oval Office
Here's a great big list of things that I might do as the leader of the Free World and that includes the following:
1. Expecting all Americans to go either vegan or vegetarian (in order to benefit good health).
2. Expecting all Americans to get a free and better education.
3. Expecting all Americans to revive cursive writing with the American academic curriculum.
4. Protecting the Colombian coffee plantations so that all Americans can be able to enjoy their fair-trade Colombian coffee in peace.
5. Expecting every Friday night to be Pizza Night.
6. Replacing gaz-guzzlers with cars which run on electricity and alcohol (from fermented sugar beets).
7. Stabilize inflation on all foods and beverages in grocery stores.
8. Expecting all Americans to acquire free, better, and highly affordable healthcare regardless of age, race, nationality, religion, developmental disability, sexual orientation, and family history.
9. Expecting all Americans to convert directly to the metric system including meters, liters, grams, and degrees Celsius.
10. Allowing Mexicans and Muslims, just to name a few, to enter the country legally without question.
2020 has been a dumpster fire!
Hello, everyone! It's me again, the one and only Danial Luster. I'd like to present the #1 reason why this year has been a real dumpster fire's that it's due to the coronavirus (which came straight outta Wuhan, China), but that virus caused us to be in quarantine (from March to August (right here in Ohio). However, I have to put on my face mask at Richland Newhope Industries' Longview district. Man, I hate the new normal, but I sure missed the good old days (prior to the coronavirus). If I were President of the United States, I'd change all that (by stopping the spread of the coronavirus across the country and declaring every Friday to be pizza night, just to name a few). I'll save the world one country at a time. When I'm President, I'll expect all Americans to go either vegan or vegetarian. When I'm President, I'll expect all Americans to switch over to the metric system (w/ meters, liters, grams, and degrees Celsius) in order for the Unites States to keep up with the rest of the world (including Canada, France, Mexico, Germany, Japan, etc.). In addition, I'll expect my fellow Americans to keep a net zero carbon footprint by switching over to solar energy (from solar panels), wind energy (from wind turbines), hydroelectric generators (for hydroelectric energy) and fermented sugar beets (for eco-friendly cars, trucks, vans, recreation vehicles, and sporting utility vehicles). If I were to be President of the United States, I'd revive cursive writing within the American academic repertoire along with mathematics, science, art, and foreign languages (like Spanish, French, Mandarin, and Latin, just to name a few). I'll make 2021 the best year ever by doing such awesome things with breath in my body, a brain in my head, blood flowing through my veins, and a soul inside my skin. Moreover, if I were President of the United States, I'd conduct a Middle-Eastern peace treaty between the Israelis and the Palestinians which lasts an eternity. I also wanna create millions of brand-new jobs in this country of ours (i.e., the United States of America). I'll tell all Americans to vote for me, Danial Luster (the one and only) for 2020 on November 3rd. As of January 23, 2021, I could be sworn in. #Luster2020😎
Sunday, September 6, 2020
My Time At The Encore Hotel! B-)
Hello, folks! It's me again, Danial Luster. I had a blast at the Encore Hotel in Berlin, OH (except for me being a real killjoy there). I had sausage links, scrambled eggs, and bacon (for breakfast Monday through Friday) and I had a variety of lunches and dinners (Monday through Thursday) (including a chili dog with cheese and a few dollops of sour cream on top as well as banana pepper slices). I went to the pool and swam for a little bit. However, in addition to that, Dan Davies (another individual) taught me that the first Thanksgiving began on September 21, 1621 (However, I thought that it was on September 21, 1620 and I was one year off). I've seen Niels Duinker (an 8-time Guinness World Record-Holder for the world's greatest juggler (known for his anti-gravity antics); and he's all the way from Holland, but he performed right there at the Encore Hotel's Amish Country Theater. I've got some fresh-new outfits for Tuesday September 8, 2020 (and beyond). Kathy Matthews and Kathy McElvain both had me all set when I get back to work.😎😎😎😎 I can't forget Lynyrd (the star of the show at the Amish Comedy Barn in Berlin, OH). I had a combined 12 cups of regular coffee (from Monday morning to Friday morning) (Oops! I had 1 cup of Folger's regular coffee Friday!)😖 As Luke Trieber, Katthews, Dan Davies, and myself went back to Mansfield, OH, we've visited Robin Decker and I've told Robin Decker "See ya next Friday!!" (which I always do).😎😋😎😎😎😎😎