Saturday, October 31, 2020
Friday, October 30, 2020
Thursday, October 29, 2020
I'll be moving along to greener pastures.
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Danial Luster (the one and only). I like to inform you that I'm emigrating to either Antigua and Barbuda, St. Kitts and Nevis, Grenada, St. Lucia, Dominica, Portugal, Spain, Monaco, Cyprus, Greece, or Malta, but I've got a girlfriend named Kayla Thorne (who lives right next door to me) who'll become my wife via holy matrimony via an ordained minister (who'll pronounce us husband and wife when the time comes). However, I hafta get things squared away like child support, baby showers, buying real estate for me and the missus, buying electronics and household appliances, and college funds (for our children)--a holy mess! Although, the following people who'll visit me will include Kathy Matthews, Robin Decker, Mike Turner, Ron Enright, Chad "Chadwick" Gadfield, and Luke Trieber, but never forget to mention my mother (Dorothy "Dottie" Luster) and Uncle Bob (nee Robert E. Smith); they might not forget to write to me about how their days went and all that jazzy stuff, y'know what I'm sayin'? First and foremost, I honestly need a steady, high-paying job as a star in my very own reality series (I can also do the directing, the writing, the intern-hiring, and the publicity as well as the filming (it'll be for MTV (the same MTV that brought us "the Real World", "Road Rules", 'Laguna Beach", "Siesta Key", "Teen Mom", "Jersey Shore", and "I Used To Be Fat" as well as "Viva La Bam" and "Jackass" and never ever forget to mention "Ridiculousness"). Either being a reality show star or I can write my very own biography or be a Youtuber (it's where the big bucks roll in; it pays at least $10.00/per 1,000 views on average). I hafta get a new U.S. passport at the United States Post Office (in the Mansfield, OH branch), but I also need a 2nd passport for any of the following countries (where I can escape Mother Nature's fury): Antigua and Barbuda, Grenada, St. Kitts and Nevis, St. Lucia, Dominica, Portugal, Spain, Monaco, Cyprus, Greece, or even Malta. A 2nd passport means a 2nd citizenship for yours truly, the one and only Danial Luster, but I hafta make sure that 2nd passport allows me to travel to as many destinations as it allows me to.ππππππππππππ
Sunday, October 25, 2020
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Monday, October 12, 2020
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Saturday, October 10, 2020
I had a short talk with Kyle The Shitman
π Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Danial Luster. Today I've typed to Kyle The Shitman (on Youtube) about bashing Kyle Akers (the same Kyle Akers who created Footgirl and Growthica). I've also called Kyle The Shitman "an insolent shitlord" and "a podophobic shitlord". I love female feet as much as Kyle Akers! However, it's too bad that Kyle Akers blocked me on DeviantArt on his channel http://kyleakersxd.deviantart.com/ . However, if I were to have my way, I would stop Alexandre Battezini (BlakeandAlex12) and Kyle Akers (KyleAkersXD) from fighting like cats and dogs on DeviantArt and bury the hatchet!π