Friday, July 31, 2020
MIRACULOUS | QUEEN BEE'S TRANSFORMATION [JAPANESE DUB] | Ep. 219 - Queen...
MIRACULOUS | QUEEN BEE'S TRANSFORMATION [JAPANESE DUB] | Ep. 219 - Queen...
Thursday, July 30, 2020
Wednesday, July 29, 2020
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Monday, July 27, 2020
JAPANESE - Ladybug and Chat Noir singing w/S&T (ミラキュラス レディバグ&シャノワール)
JAPANESE - Ladybug and Chat Noir singing w/S&T (ミラキュラス レディバグ&シャノワール)
Sunday, July 26, 2020
My Whole Day Got Shot In The Ass!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Danial Luster! I have some really depressing news: This morning, I was waiting very patiently for two cups of coffee as well as some gluten-free Belgian waffles and some sausage patties, but then, Kayla Thorne asked me a simple question: "What were you thinking about?" However, I replied "I was waiting for some coffee and Belgian waffles as well as some sausage patties", but then, Kathy Matthews has been expecting me to get my breakfast, but she said "Once is plenty, two is enough, but three is obnoxious!" During lunch, I was coming down the stairs after I said to Kathy Matthews "I'm coming down the stairs!", although, I've got a sudden inkling which I've asked the following question--"What'cha got cooking?" However, Kathy Matthews replied "I wasn't cooking!" Instantaneously, Kathy Matthews told me that lunch was ready and I've hurried up and got to the table as humanly possible. After lunch, I've watched "Lord of the Rings" with Kathy Matthews after I've bumped into her. I was being obnoxious.😢😢😢😢 I was conversing with her about how she's feeling, but suddenly, she proclaimed that I was being pissy and a smartass, so ergo, my whole day was completely shot in the ass (and no pun intended). I've went upstairs to my bedroom and I've took a nap...and I've cried my eyes out, but eventually, I've peed in the bathroom and I've washed my hands and then, I've dried them off with a fresh, clean paper towel, but then suddenly, I've got got on the computer (which I'm doing right here, right now). Besides, I was being a pissy-assed smartass, so ergo, my whole, entire day was completely shot in the ass! Oh, yeah, by the way, during lunch I've got grilled chicken, a salad (w/ asiago cheese and Italian dressing), and sliced beets, but out of idle curiosity, I was wondering what am I gonna have for dinner--I'll never know. Moreover, I wasn't even listening to Kathy Matthews all day, but I've took out the trash and that was a good deed. Presently, I'm patiently waiting until the whole ordeal blows over, but right now, I'm in the state of angst after Kathy Matthews stated in her dialogue: "From now on, I'll be pissy to you!" However, I don't want Kathy to be perturbed nor pissy towards my presence. I want her to be good, but I was pushing it by telling her to get the meds, cooking the meals, and doing the paperwork. Damn it! That must be totally hard to keep up with an individual (who has a smart mouth). Maybe, I'll try to do better.😎
Saturday, July 25, 2020
Tuesday, July 21, 2020
Monday, July 20, 2020
Sunday, July 19, 2020
Wednesday, July 15, 2020
Tuesday, July 7, 2020
About My Ego
Hello, everyone! My name is Daniel Luster and I'm here to inform all of you about my ego (an exaggerated sense of self-worth). If my ego were a material thing, it would be measuring up to 200,000,000,000 light years long and it would be long as it is wide with a circumference of 600,000,000,000 light years approximate. My ego is not a material thing, but it can be expressed in narcissistic personality disorder points or NPDP's for short; my ego can be immeasurably enormous; it can be so big that not even the entire universe can contain it. What makes my ego happy is that I can name all the schools, libraries, museums, and universities around the world after me (which is one of the things that satisfies my ego). I can even name a country after myself called "Lusterpotamia". I can build a perfect Mansfield (a city in Ohio) with a gigantic golden sphinx in my likeness and a golden pyramid resembling the Pyramid of Giza (a city in Egypt), but with an all-seeing eye (which is a closed-circuit television camera which excellent quality) as well as a golden stadium thus resembling the ancient Roman Coliseum. My perfect Mansfield will have a 60-foot statue in my likeness which will be made of 24-carat solid gold which will be in Central Park in Downtown Mansfield, Ohio. I'll be the respected mayor of Mansfield, Ohio as well as the President of the United Sates as well as the President of Earth as well as the Supreme Ruler of the Entire Milky Way Galaxy. I'll buy 50% of the stock in the Coca-Cola Company (in Atlanta, Georgia (the world headquarters of the Coca-Cola Company). I might by 50% of the stock in Starbucks (with its world headquarters in Seattle, Washington. Note: Starbucks is a company whose purpose is to manufacture, sell, and distribute all sorts of coffee (iced or hot). Possibly, I can be able to name all the libraries, schools, theatres, museums, and universities all over the Milky Way Galaxy after myself! I can even name my son after me (his name will be Daniel Lee Luster, Jr.). Me and Kayla Thorne will live in a luxurious gilded mansion in Ontario Province, Canada, but I'll have a Swiss bank account in Zurich, Switzerland's UBS (Union Bank of Switzerland) world headquarters (w/ $500,000 as the opening deposit, but I'll have millions of billions of more U.S. dollars added on to my opening deposit). However, I'll be able to have a googol (10^100) U.S. dollars to my name if I'm lucky! By the way, my way is that I'll have more generations of male descendants after me for future generations. In addition, I'll have access to the International Space Station (as an astronaut). My ego is the largest thing there is--it is God-sized (as if it were a material entity, it can be measured up to 200,000,000 light years in all 3 dimensions (height, width, and length). Factoid: A light year is the distance of how fast light travels in one year. I'll have a star with my name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Hollywood, California and there'll be a gilded face of me on Mt. Rushmore in Pierre, South Dakota. There'll be an art studio (which will be named after me) in Ontario Province, Canada. I'll have a galactic empire in the Milky Way Galaxy (as the Supreme Ruler). I'll even have my very own galactically-syndicated reality series which I call "the Daniel Luster Show" so that viewers from other planets (within our galaxy) can be able to watch it. By the way, I can wish for unlimited riches, universal fame, universal power, and immortality, but I'll take Kayla Thorne with me on a trek to untold riches, universal fame and power, and immortality. I'll even have from 10 to 100+ children with Kayla Thorne. Moreover, I'll have an infinity swimming pool next to my luxuriously-gilded mansion (the mansion itself will have a pizza and sushi bar instead of a traditional kitchen). I'll have a private coffee plantation in Colombia. I'll even be a star of a major motion picture on the silver screen! Besides, I'll have a harem of beautiful women living with me in a large, luxurious, gilded mansion, esp., consorts and concubines. I'll even have a driverless car to take me everywhere I want to go.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Monday, July 6, 2020
Thursday, July 2, 2020
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
About Today
This morning started off on a sour note as I've lied to Kathy Matthews about a simple "yes or no" question as I was busy peeing. However, in the process, I didn't even listen to her calling my name to get Ron Enright up, but the real bummer's that I've got one cup of coffee this morning because that I've lied to Kathy about a simple "yes or no" question which involved me listening or not. Ordinarily, I get two cups of coffee per morning, but this morning, I've got one cup of coffee (which was a real downer). Then, it was lunchtime, Julia and me as well as Ron Enright, Chad Gadfield, and Mike Turner went out to Kelly's (a miniature golf course) to get me a cheeseburger (w/ onions, pickles, ketchup, and mustard and no bun (it's because that I'm allergic to bread), Ron a hot dog (w/ shredded cheese), Mike a cheeseburger, Chad some chicken fingers, and Julia, herself a chili dog. With our meals, I've got a Diet Coke, Ron has the same thing (which is a Diet Coke), Mike had a lemonade with his meal, and of course, Julia got water with her meal. In addition, we left Kelly's (a miniature golf course) in order to go back home (to 920 Sunset Drive). I was tryna hug Kathy Matthews in the living room, but she said "Don't grab me!" in a harsh voice, but she also said "Go upstairs and play on your computer!". In addition, I was tryna be nice to Kathy by hugging her and saying "Good afternoon!", but I don't wanna blow it. I can write blog entries.😢😢😢😢😢😢 Today, me and Kathy Matthews also had a long talk about not saying "I'm sorry!" for all the stupid stuff I've done, but I've cried out of pure angst.😢😢😢😢😢 Oops, I stand corrected that Ron has the cheeseburger and Mike has a hot dog (w/ shredded cheese). :-)
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