Friday, May 31, 2019
Thursday, May 30, 2019
I Got Bulimia!
Last night, I threw up in bed, in the bathroom, and all the way into the kitchen, but Debra knew that it's all my damn fault for throwing up on purpose. Then, we both have to clean up the kitchen because it smells like my vomit. We had to get some paper towels and rags to clean that shit up. It took us all night so that we've cancelled our visit to Avita Hospital. However, I thought it was so damn cool to puke in bed, in the bathroom, and all the way into the damn kitchen. That caused Debra and I to break up our friendship so that we're friends no longer, but I was thinking about moving into a group home (and I'm not gonna like it). The reason why I wanna move into a group home's because Debra had it up to here with my shit, but secretly, I wanna stay with Debra just as long as I get my shit together and straighten the hell up. I'm accountable for my actions, I reap what I sow.😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
For well over 2 years, I've fucking lied, shat in the shower, and now I've began to fucking puke everywhere in Debra's house. Debra, herself called up All-Care Services/Care Givers Home Health Care in order to cancel my self-guardianship, but then Catholic Charities is having guardianship over what I can have and what I can't have--it's maddening. Today, I've looked at a woman on the Internet who's anorexic, but I'm more bulimic than anorexic according to Debra. Despite the fact that I threw up on purpose, I must be having bulimia nervosa. Moreover, Debra and I were cleaning house due to the rancid stench of my own damn vomit, but at suppertime, I had a couple of crackers and a clean glass of water.😞😞😞😞 By the way, I love my water, though.😊😊😊😊 I can be able to share this story I've typed with the rest of the world.😆😆😆😆 By the way, I was cleaning up my own puke in my bedroom.😆😆😆😇😇😇😇
For well over 2 years, I've fucking lied, shat in the shower, and now I've began to fucking puke everywhere in Debra's house. Debra, herself called up All-Care Services/Care Givers Home Health Care in order to cancel my self-guardianship, but then Catholic Charities is having guardianship over what I can have and what I can't have--it's maddening. Today, I've looked at a woman on the Internet who's anorexic, but I'm more bulimic than anorexic according to Debra. Despite the fact that I threw up on purpose, I must be having bulimia nervosa. Moreover, Debra and I were cleaning house due to the rancid stench of my own damn vomit, but at suppertime, I had a couple of crackers and a clean glass of water.😞😞😞😞 By the way, I love my water, though.😊😊😊😊 I can be able to share this story I've typed with the rest of the world.😆😆😆😆 By the way, I was cleaning up my own puke in my bedroom.😆😆😆😇😇😇😇
Wednesday, May 29, 2019
Tuesday, May 28, 2019
This blog's about orchestrating an Ohioan coffee party.
Lately, I was orchestrating a really, really, SERIOUSLY big coffee party right here in Ohio. It'll have hors d'oevres such as finger sandwiches, cake, cookies, doughnuts, and pie, but it'll even have various types of coffee (either hot or iced) including decaf, espresso, mocha, house blend, Colombian, Kenyan, Irish hazelnut, and Swiss mocha. I'll read the invites of billionaires and average joes alike in a very formal manner out loud so I like to present to Debra Kay Carpenter (my caregiver/friend/teammate/roommate) as for that she's my friend after all. By the way, the following billionaires include as follows:
1. Jeffrey Preston Bezos (the CEO of Amazon)
2. Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah (the Sultan of Brunei) (along with his lovely wives)
3. Queen Elizabeth II (nee Elizabeth Alexandra May) (the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
4. William Henry Gates III (the principal founder of Microsoft)
5. Donald John Trump (the 45th President of the United States of America and a founder of Trump Towers)
6. Oprah Gail Winfrey (a daytime talk-show host and founder of the Oprah Winfrey Network)
7. Paris Whitney Hilton (the heiress)
8. Warren Edward Buffett (business magnate, investor, motivational speaker, and philanthropist)
Note: The following coffee party will take place at the scenic yard of Debra Kay Carpenter, herself at 114 Ridge Road North. It'll be televised nationally (on either the American Broadcasting Company or the National Broadcasting Corporation) and webcasted globally via the Internet (esp., on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) in more than 200 different countries and territories on 7 continents around the world. Games for the average joes include "Seven Minutes In Heaven" (it's where two fiancees share the same well-made room in order to know each other) and "Spin the Bottle" (it's where the player spins the bottle in order to point to the other player), just to name a few.😎😎😎😎😎 For the billionaires, the game's called badminton (it's where the player rides on a horse and hits the ball to the other player).😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
1. Jeffrey Preston Bezos (the CEO of Amazon)
2. Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah (the Sultan of Brunei) (along with his lovely wives)
3. Queen Elizabeth II (nee Elizabeth Alexandra May) (the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
4. William Henry Gates III (the principal founder of Microsoft)
5. Donald John Trump (the 45th President of the United States of America and a founder of Trump Towers)
6. Oprah Gail Winfrey (a daytime talk-show host and founder of the Oprah Winfrey Network)
7. Paris Whitney Hilton (the heiress)
8. Warren Edward Buffett (business magnate, investor, motivational speaker, and philanthropist)
Note: The following coffee party will take place at the scenic yard of Debra Kay Carpenter, herself at 114 Ridge Road North. It'll be televised nationally (on either the American Broadcasting Company or the National Broadcasting Corporation) and webcasted globally via the Internet (esp., on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) in more than 200 different countries and territories on 7 continents around the world. Games for the average joes include "Seven Minutes In Heaven" (it's where two fiancees share the same well-made room in order to know each other) and "Spin the Bottle" (it's where the player spins the bottle in order to point to the other player), just to name a few.😎😎😎😎😎 For the billionaires, the game's called badminton (it's where the player rides on a horse and hits the ball to the other player).😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Monday, May 27, 2019
Sunday, May 26, 2019
Thursday, May 23, 2019
Wednesday, May 22, 2019
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Monday, May 20, 2019
Sunday, May 19, 2019
Saturday, May 18, 2019
Friday, May 17, 2019
Thursday, May 16, 2019
Tuesday, May 14, 2019
My Distributed Remote Team
Here's my distributed remote team in the business of conquering YouTube:
1. Venezuela
2. Panama
3. Brazil
4. Austria
5. Serbia
6. Hungary
7. Montenegro
8. the Ukraine
9. Egypt
10. India
11. Pakistan
12. the Philippines
13. Romania
14. Moldova
15. the United States
16. Armenia
17. Azerbaijan
18. Georgia (the country)
Note: All the representatives from their respective countries will all meet in the YouTube world headquarters (stationed in Southern California) in order to talk about conquering YouTube in order to have things to be done in a certain way--my way (pardon me for my narcissistic behavior, though).😀😀😀😀😀
1. Venezuela
2. Panama
3. Brazil
4. Austria
5. Serbia
6. Hungary
7. Montenegro
8. the Ukraine
9. Egypt
10. India
11. Pakistan
12. the Philippines
13. Romania
14. Moldova
15. the United States
16. Armenia
17. Azerbaijan
18. Georgia (the country)
Note: All the representatives from their respective countries will all meet in the YouTube world headquarters (stationed in Southern California) in order to talk about conquering YouTube in order to have things to be done in a certain way--my way (pardon me for my narcissistic behavior, though).😀😀😀😀😀
My Ideal "Global Citizen" Sandwich
Firstly, I'll start off planning on banking in Switzerland. Second of all, I'll be planning on living in the Caribbean, esp., in St. Kitts and Nevis (either that or the Bahamas). Lastly, I'll be planning on investing in real estate in either Armenia, Azerbaijan, Georgia (the country), Cambodia, or all the above. That's my ideal "global citizen" sandwich.😎😎😎😎
Monday, May 13, 2019
Saturday, May 11, 2019
Friday, May 10, 2019
Thursday, May 9, 2019
Wednesday, May 8, 2019
Monday, May 6, 2019
Friday, May 3, 2019
Thursday, May 2, 2019
Nobody cares about what I'm going through, especially...
Hello, this is Daniel Luster speaking and I like to inform all of you that when it comes to footgirls, nobody cares about what I'm going through, especially, the following people:
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My 25-Month Annivesrary
It's been 25 months since I've moved in with Debra at 114 Ridge Road North, but we both have our disagreements, but we're still getting along a-okay!😎😎😎😎
Wednesday, May 1, 2019
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