Saturday, June 29, 2019
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Tuesday, June 25, 2019
Monday, June 24, 2019
My list of golden clothes which I have to desire
Here's the list of the following golden clothes that I want:
1. A golden t-shirt.
2. A golden bowtie.
3. A pair of golden pants.
4. A pair of golden TED hose.
5. A pair of golden sneakers.
6. A pair of golden underpants.
7. A golden fedora.
8. A pair of golden eyeglasses.
9. A non-clothing item like a golden chain which says "BLING" in it--it's made of 24-carat gold.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
1. A golden t-shirt.
2. A golden bowtie.
3. A pair of golden pants.
4. A pair of golden TED hose.
5. A pair of golden sneakers.
6. A pair of golden underpants.
7. A golden fedora.
8. A pair of golden eyeglasses.
9. A non-clothing item like a golden chain which says "BLING" in it--it's made of 24-carat gold.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Sunday, June 23, 2019
Friday, June 21, 2019
My Dream Home (Part 2)
Without further ado, it brings my great honor to introduce my grocery list on my private little island, but everything has to be gluten-free because of my gluten intolerance. Consider the following, please:
1. Rice (both long-grain and short-grain).
2. Gluten-free pasta (for gluten-free spaghetti).
3. Xanthan gum (for baking gluten-free pizza).
4. Guar gum (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
5. Cornstarch (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
6. Rice flour (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
7. Salt (as a condiment).
8. Pepper (as a condiment).
9. Ground regular house-blend coffee (as well as other coffees including Kenyan, Colombian, etc.).
10. Tea (in tea bags).
11. USDA (United States Department of Agriculture)-approved 100% ground beef (for cooking burgers, chili, and spaghetti-and-meatballs as well as tacos).
12. Beef jerky (which has to be gluten-free due to my intolerance to gluten).
13. Pepperoni (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
14. Shredded mozzarella (also for baking gluten-free pizza, but I can possibly make tacos with shredded mozzarella).
15. Vinegar (both as a condiment and for cooking chili, soup, pizza, etc.).
16. Bratwurst (for barbecues and family reunions).
17. Frankfurters (also for barbecues and family reunions).
18. Ice cream (for ice cream socials).
19. Pasta sauce (for putting on the gluten-free spaghetti).
20. Muesli (a type of breakfast cereal).
21. 12 dozen eggs (for both eating and cooking).
22. 100% extra-virgin olive oil (also for baking gluten-free pizza and making gluten-free spaghetti).
23. Black olives (for pizza and salads).
24. Onions. (also for pizza and salads, but you can put them on burgers, bratwurst, hot dogs, and even other sandwiches).
25. Potato chips (they're gluten free).
26. Bloody Mary mix (for making regular and virgin Bloody Maries).
27. Vodka (for making Bloody Maries).
28. Peanut butter (for making both peanut-butter sandwiches and peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches).
29. Grape jelly (for making peanut-butter-and-jelly (PB&J) sandwiches).
30. Jalapenos (also for cooking and eating).
31. Carrots (also for eating and cooking).
32. Celery (for dipping in dressing or peanut butter).
33. Habaneros (also for eating and cooking).
34. Sardines (for eating and making pizza).
35. Lettuce (for making salads).
36. Tomatoes (for making salads, soup, and sandwiches).
37. Zero-calorie artificial sweetener (esp., stevia).
38. Aged sharp Cheddar cheese (for snacking and making sandwiches and salads).
39. Apples (for snacking, making salads, and making sandwiches).
40. Bananas (for snacking and making various dishes including banana splits, fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches, banana-cream pie, and even banana pudding).
41. Don Perignon wine (chiefly imported from the vineyards of France).
42. Croissants (chiefly for the guests (regardless of age, race, religion, handicap, sexuality, height, weight, wealth, and dexterity).
43. Vitamin water (which is rich in vitamins A, B1, B2, etc.).
Note: All the groceries will be shipped to my private little island in the tropical portion of the world whenever I get over there while be sent by plane. All the groceries I've listed will come from Whole Foods Market.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
1. Rice (both long-grain and short-grain).
2. Gluten-free pasta (for gluten-free spaghetti).
3. Xanthan gum (for baking gluten-free pizza).
4. Guar gum (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
5. Cornstarch (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
6. Rice flour (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
7. Salt (as a condiment).
8. Pepper (as a condiment).
9. Ground regular house-blend coffee (as well as other coffees including Kenyan, Colombian, etc.).
10. Tea (in tea bags).
11. USDA (United States Department of Agriculture)-approved 100% ground beef (for cooking burgers, chili, and spaghetti-and-meatballs as well as tacos).
12. Beef jerky (which has to be gluten-free due to my intolerance to gluten).
13. Pepperoni (also for baking gluten-free pizza).
14. Shredded mozzarella (also for baking gluten-free pizza, but I can possibly make tacos with shredded mozzarella).
15. Vinegar (both as a condiment and for cooking chili, soup, pizza, etc.).
16. Bratwurst (for barbecues and family reunions).
17. Frankfurters (also for barbecues and family reunions).
18. Ice cream (for ice cream socials).
19. Pasta sauce (for putting on the gluten-free spaghetti).
20. Muesli (a type of breakfast cereal).
21. 12 dozen eggs (for both eating and cooking).
22. 100% extra-virgin olive oil (also for baking gluten-free pizza and making gluten-free spaghetti).
23. Black olives (for pizza and salads).
24. Onions. (also for pizza and salads, but you can put them on burgers, bratwurst, hot dogs, and even other sandwiches).
25. Potato chips (they're gluten free).
26. Bloody Mary mix (for making regular and virgin Bloody Maries).
27. Vodka (for making Bloody Maries).
28. Peanut butter (for making both peanut-butter sandwiches and peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches).
29. Grape jelly (for making peanut-butter-and-jelly (PB&J) sandwiches).
30. Jalapenos (also for cooking and eating).
31. Carrots (also for eating and cooking).
32. Celery (for dipping in dressing or peanut butter).
33. Habaneros (also for eating and cooking).
34. Sardines (for eating and making pizza).
35. Lettuce (for making salads).
36. Tomatoes (for making salads, soup, and sandwiches).
37. Zero-calorie artificial sweetener (esp., stevia).
38. Aged sharp Cheddar cheese (for snacking and making sandwiches and salads).
39. Apples (for snacking, making salads, and making sandwiches).
40. Bananas (for snacking and making various dishes including banana splits, fried peanut-butter-and-banana sandwiches, banana-cream pie, and even banana pudding).
41. Don Perignon wine (chiefly imported from the vineyards of France).
42. Croissants (chiefly for the guests (regardless of age, race, religion, handicap, sexuality, height, weight, wealth, and dexterity).
43. Vitamin water (which is rich in vitamins A, B1, B2, etc.).
Note: All the groceries will be shipped to my private little island in the tropical portion of the world whenever I get over there while be sent by plane. All the groceries I've listed will come from Whole Foods Market.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
My $1,000,000 Dream Home (Part 1)
As I responded to the Publisher's Clearing House on Facebook, I want my $1,000,000 dream house on my very own private little island somewhere in the tropical region of the world where the weather's nice and warm. Without further ado, here's a list of the following things that I want with the private little island:
1. My personal Boeing 747 jet-airliner.
2. My personal yacht.
3. My personal armored car driven by a chauffeur.
4. My personal refrigerator (just like Debra's, but except with Internet access) in my dream home.
5. My own gluten-free food to be put into the pantry and my very own personal refrigerator in my dream home.
6. A supply of Diet Pepsi (w/ caffeine in it 39 milligrams/per 12 fluid ounce serving) to be put into the pantry.
7. My own hot, relaxing Jacuzzi (enough to fit 12 people).
8. My very own buffet table with the bowls for soup, the plates for delicious entrees, the bowls for salads, the plates for sandwiches, the pots for sauces, and bowls for ice-cream and frozen yogurt.
9. My very own automatic flushing toilet for whenever I need to pee, poop, or whatever.
10. My very own patio.
11. My very own manservants (including the poolboy) and maidservants tending my every need like folding laundry, cleaning the floors, getting the coffee for me (I like my coffee iced w/ caffeine, please), making beds (even my bed in the grandmaster bedroom), clean the pool, dust the furniture, etc.
12. My very own swimming pool (enough to fit 12 people)
We'll have social gatherings including the following:
1. Ice-cream socials (w/ chocolate, rocky road, French vanilla, butter brickle, strawberry, chocolate-chip mint, mocha, cookies-and-cream, fudge-vanilla swirl, butterscotch-vanilla swirl, strawberry-vanilla swirl, etc.)
2. Coffee parties (which will be open to all people regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, developmental disability, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Cake, doughnuts, and tarts will be served at coffee parties.
3. Cookouts (w/ franks, brats, sauerkraut, baked beans, macaroni salad, potato salad, coleslaw, deviled eggs, burgers (condiments include cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, jalapenos, barbecue sauce, and even habaneros). Refreshments include Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Aquafina, and of course, you've guessed it--Lipton iced tea (cold brew).
4. Birthday parties (which all are invited regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Either chocolate cake, vanilla cake, or pizza will be served. Even Debra Carpenter, herself will be invited to birthday parties. Even famous celebrities including Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Ryan Seacrest, Blake Shelton, Ed Sheeran, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, etc. will be formally invited to birthday parties on my private little island in the tropical portion of the world.
5. Weddings (all people are welcome regardless of income, race, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, handicap, age group, height, weight, and dexterity).
1. My personal Boeing 747 jet-airliner.
2. My personal yacht.
3. My personal armored car driven by a chauffeur.
4. My personal refrigerator (just like Debra's, but except with Internet access) in my dream home.
5. My own gluten-free food to be put into the pantry and my very own personal refrigerator in my dream home.
6. A supply of Diet Pepsi (w/ caffeine in it 39 milligrams/per 12 fluid ounce serving) to be put into the pantry.
7. My own hot, relaxing Jacuzzi (enough to fit 12 people).
8. My very own buffet table with the bowls for soup, the plates for delicious entrees, the bowls for salads, the plates for sandwiches, the pots for sauces, and bowls for ice-cream and frozen yogurt.
9. My very own automatic flushing toilet for whenever I need to pee, poop, or whatever.
10. My very own patio.
11. My very own manservants (including the poolboy) and maidservants tending my every need like folding laundry, cleaning the floors, getting the coffee for me (I like my coffee iced w/ caffeine, please), making beds (even my bed in the grandmaster bedroom), clean the pool, dust the furniture, etc.
12. My very own swimming pool (enough to fit 12 people)
We'll have social gatherings including the following:
1. Ice-cream socials (w/ chocolate, rocky road, French vanilla, butter brickle, strawberry, chocolate-chip mint, mocha, cookies-and-cream, fudge-vanilla swirl, butterscotch-vanilla swirl, strawberry-vanilla swirl, etc.)
2. Coffee parties (which will be open to all people regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, developmental disability, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Cake, doughnuts, and tarts will be served at coffee parties.
3. Cookouts (w/ franks, brats, sauerkraut, baked beans, macaroni salad, potato salad, coleslaw, deviled eggs, burgers (condiments include cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, pickles, onions, jalapenos, barbecue sauce, and even habaneros). Refreshments include Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, Sierra Mist, Mug Root Beer, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Aquafina, and of course, you've guessed it--Lipton iced tea (cold brew).
4. Birthday parties (which all are invited regardless of wealth, race, religion, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, age group, height, weight, and dexterity). Either chocolate cake, vanilla cake, or pizza will be served. Even Debra Carpenter, herself will be invited to birthday parties. Even famous celebrities including Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Ryan Seacrest, Blake Shelton, Ed Sheeran, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, etc. will be formally invited to birthday parties on my private little island in the tropical portion of the world.
5. Weddings (all people are welcome regardless of income, race, sexuality, gender, handicap, national origin, handicap, age group, height, weight, and dexterity).
Thursday, June 20, 2019
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Tuesday, June 18, 2019
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Friday, June 14, 2019
Tuesday, June 11, 2019
Sunday, June 9, 2019
Saturday, June 8, 2019
Friday, June 7, 2019
Whenever I Get A Private Savings Account...
Whenever I get a private savings account, I might divvy up the money into the following categories:
1. Utilities.
2. Medical.
3. Vacations (like Texas, Florida, the Bahamas, Niagara Falls (the Canadian side), Mexico, etc.)
4. Groceries.
5. Snacks at Speedway (the gas station), pop from the pop machine, and coffee at Speedway.
6. Clothes.
7. Child support (whenever I have children of my own with a beautiful wife (whenever I meet her).
8. Pension.
9. Tithes to my church (Vermilion Baptist Church).
1. Utilities.
2. Medical.
3. Vacations (like Texas, Florida, the Bahamas, Niagara Falls (the Canadian side), Mexico, etc.)
4. Groceries.
5. Snacks at Speedway (the gas station), pop from the pop machine, and coffee at Speedway.
6. Clothes.
7. Child support (whenever I have children of my own with a beautiful wife (whenever I meet her).
8. Pension.
9. Tithes to my church (Vermilion Baptist Church).
Thursday, June 6, 2019
Wednesday, June 5, 2019
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
I Need To Build My Branch Of The Luster Family Tree...
The #1 reason why I wanna build a branch of the Luster Family Tree to keep the Luster Family Name running for generations to come. However, other reasons include wanting to change diapers on babies, feed the babies, having baby showers by online shopping for children's DVD's, toys, and children's books, esp., on Amazon, you get the picture. Children's DVD's include "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse", "Fraggle Rock", "Sesame Street", "Spongebob Squarepants", "Star Trek", "Star Wars", "the Muppet Show, all kinds of children's DVD's. By the way, I can name my 1st son "Daniel Lee Luster, Jr." (after myself, of course) and my 2nd son "Muhammad Ali bin Luster" (it's because that "Muhammad" is an exceptionally common name among men and boys around the world, esp., in predominantly Muslim countries). Being a father takes a lotta responsibility including paying for child support, paying bills (including heat, cooling, cable, phone, electric, credit cards, you name it), buying a TON of groceries (including eggs, butter, milk, apples, bananas, baby food, oranges, melons, grapes, pop, etc.) at the grocery store, buying clothes for the babies, buying a car (or yet, a minivan for seat numerous passengers), and making out at a local hotel. I probably might get married to 4 beautiful Arab Muslim woman (who are sexy, intelligent, honest, truthful, doen't drink nor smoke, and age-appropriate) so we can have children together. We, as a new generation of Lusters will live in a large estate with two bathrooms, a large kitchen (with a sushi chef and a pizza chef), a large living area (with a home-video entertainment system with every single channel known to mankind), multiple bedrooms (including the master bedroom, the bedrooms where the children sleep in, and the guest bedrooms), and a Jacuzzi built for 11 people (or so). We might afford a chauffeur if we have the money and even a yacht and even a private plane to travel the world in style. We'd be the wealthiest family in the universe with $100 trillion (or so) in a savings account so that the taxman won't touch it.๐๐๐๐๐
Sunday, June 2, 2019
Saturday, June 1, 2019
My 26-Month Anniversary
It's been 26 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North). However, things got changed up since I've started puking in her house (including on my bed, in the bathroom, and in the kitchen), but I've thought it was cool to puke everywhere I go. Today, I've learned that puke can contain all kinds of diseases as much as poop--and it's a fun fact for people who aren't medical savvy like I am.๐ Debra and I went to Kroger to get cucumbers, water, peppers, bagged lettuce, bagged salad, and even new plastic rectangular containers.๐ Deep down, I felt sad for Debra because she's sick and tired of me doing the things which I'm not supposed to be doing.๐
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