Thursday, January 16, 2020

When I'm Out On My Own

When I'm on my own, I'll be a high-school teacher, a lawyer, and a physician on weekdays, but on the weekends I'll be a star in major motion pictures, esp., when I portray an epic, romantic, heroic lead kind of a role, but during the summertime, I'll be a racecar driver for Formula One auto racing in Monte Carlo, Monaco (in Europe), but I'll still retain being a lawyer and a physician and here's my schedule whenever I'm out on my own in Hollywood, California:
On weekdays (Monday-thru-Friday):
1. A high-school teacher (9:00 AM-thru-3:00 PM)
2. A district attorney (3:00 PM-thru-5:00 PM)
3. A physician (5:00 PM-thru-6:00 AM)
On the weekend, I'll be starring in major motion pictures, but the task on starring in such films takes 15 hours each, esp., from 9:00 AM to midnight, to complete. During the summer on weekdays from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM, I'll be performing at either the NASCAR circuit or the Formula One circuit, give or take. However, NASCAR has the Indianapolis 500 (in Indianapolis, Indiana, USA) and the Daytona 500 (in Daytona Beach, Florida, USA) and Monte Carlo, Monaco (on the other hand) has Formula One racing. I'll be famous, popular, and rich like Queen Elizabeth II, Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, etc. I'll be on the very front cover of Forbes Magazine just like them. I'll have my very own credit card, esp., a Visa Platinum, but the bank which will hold all of my assets will be Wells Fargo Bank (inside Ralph's grocery store). I'll be teaching at Beverly Hills High School (in Beverly Hills, California, USA) on Mondays-thru-Fridays at 9:00 AM-3:00 PM. I'll be known on the global stage as Daniel Lusterman (whenever it comes to starring in major motion pictures and performing at the Formula One racing circuit at Monte Carlo, Monaco (which is near the French Riviera in Europe). However, I have to remember to consume as much caffeine as humanly possible in order to perform the following tasks including a high-school teacher, a district attorney, a doctor, an actor in major motion pictures, and a racecar driver. I always have big dreams, but soon, they'll become reality and I'll make history (as in world history). In addition, Kayla Thorne and I'll be married at the Chapel of Love (in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA) with an ordained minister who's an Elvis Presley impersonator.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

Thursday, January 9, 2020

4 Levels of Sushi: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious

The Pop Machine Broke!

As I got my money ($5.35) for the day and went to the cafeteria, put the money in the pop machine, and then, it spits out the money (which lead me into a great depression). However, me and Heather went out to Speedway (the gas station) to get two pops from the pop fountain and a meat snack, but it cheered me up for a time, but I'm still deeply depressed by the ordeal. I was depressed all day today, like, what the hell?!😡😡😡😡 By the way, as I went home to Kathy Matthews, I told her the harrowing predicament at hand. She told me to stop stewing, but she suggested that I must play on the computer to cheer me up.😊😊😊😊

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