The Facts Of Life

Hello, my name is Daniel Lee Luster and here are the facts of life:
1) Shit happens.
2) Most of your accidents and/or injuries are caused by gravity.
3) If you have a lotta money, don't spend it all in one place.
4) If you wanna be famous, you have to be yourself and accept yourself for who you are.
5) Always have self-control, even if it's really hard.
6) Live long, laugh loud, and love often.
7) Remember to wait your turn like everyone else.
8) Don't point and stare at people, even if they're different from you and me.
9) Help people out in their hour of need.
10) No fighting.
11) No cussing, even if certain things bother you.
12) First you don't succeed, try and try again.