This blog's about orchestrating an Ohioan coffee party.

Lately, I was orchestrating a really, really, SERIOUSLY big coffee party right here in Ohio. It'll have hors d'oevres such as finger sandwiches, cake, cookies, doughnuts, and pie, but it'll even have various types of coffee (either hot or iced) including decaf, espresso, mocha, house blend, Colombian, Kenyan, Irish hazelnut, and Swiss mocha. I'll read the invites of billionaires and average joes alike in a very formal manner out loud so I like to present to Debra Kay Carpenter (my caregiver/friend/teammate/roommate) as for that she's my friend after all. By the way, the following billionaires include as follows:
1. Jeffrey Preston Bezos (the CEO of Amazon)
2. Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah (the Sultan of Brunei) (along with his lovely wives)
3. Queen Elizabeth II (nee Elizabeth Alexandra May) (the Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
4. William Henry Gates III (the principal founder of Microsoft)
5. Donald John Trump (the 45th President of the United States of America and a founder of Trump Towers)
6. Oprah Gail Winfrey (a daytime talk-show host and founder of the Oprah Winfrey Network)
7. Paris Whitney Hilton (the heiress)
8. Warren Edward Buffett (business magnate, investor, motivational speaker, and philanthropist)
Note: The following coffee party will take place at the scenic yard of Debra Kay Carpenter, herself at 114 Ridge Road North. It'll be televised nationally (on either the American Broadcasting Company or the National Broadcasting Corporation) and webcasted globally via the Internet (esp., on YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) in more than 200 different countries and territories on 7 continents around the world. Games for the average joes include "Seven Minutes In Heaven" (it's where two fiancees share the same well-made room in order to know each other) and "Spin the Bottle" (it's where the player spins the bottle in order to point to the other player), just to name a few.😎😎😎😎😎 For the billionaires, the game's called badminton (it's where the player rides on a horse and hits the ball to the other player).😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎