Wednesday, August 30, 2017

My Imaginary Friend

๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—The imaginary friend which I've created has blonde hair, big (Dolly Parton-esque) breasts, a big (Kim Kardashian-esque) butt, and 17 arms (9 on the left and 8 on the right), but she's 6 feet tall and having an IQ (intelligence quotient) of 2000+ points. In addition, she wears purple horn-rimmed glasses and has a small waistline.๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– However, not so long ago, I christened her "Stella". Stella knows the following languages:
1) English
2) French
3) Spanish
4) Egyptian
5) Hebrew
6) Aramaic
7) Sumerian
8) German
9) Sanskrit
10) Chinese (Mandarin)
11) Japanese
12) Korean
13) Latin
14) Klingon
15) American Sign Language
16) Mayan

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