My List Of Lies

😥😥😥😥😥😥First, I lied about not having any food in the house. Second of all, I lied about the pop situation (where I can have no more than 2 pops a day). Third of all, I lied about having more than 2 pops a day. Fourth of all, I lied about taking the sushi. Fourth of all, I lied about the poop and blood stains on Debra Carpenter's toilet. Fifth of all, I lied about the bag of blood-stained toilet paper (which needed to be brought downstairs). Sixth of all, I lied about Alice Williams telling me to unload the chairs off of Debra Carpenter's truck. I shall use this hashtag: #liarliarpantsonfirecoolthemoffwithatelephonewire