If I were the Mayor of the Mansfield

Whenever I'm the Mayor of the Mansfield-Ontario area, I'll impose the sugary drink tax on the citizens at a rate of 2.5 cents per ounce. Then, I'll impose the fatty food tax on them at a rate of 2 cents per ounce. Then, I'll impose the alcoholic beverage tax on them at a rate of 3 cents per ounce. All proceeds will go to  more hospital visits and stays (25%), better education (25%), Alcoholics Anonymous meetings (25%), and myself (25%). The reason why I'll impose such taxes on the citizens of the Mansfield-Ontario area (in Ohio) is that I'll be combatting obesity and alcoholism in the entire community in general. I'll do it!😎😎😎😎