Tuesday, June 4, 2019

I Need To Build My Branch Of The Luster Family Tree...

The #1 reason why I wanna build a branch of the Luster Family Tree to keep the Luster Family Name running for generations to come. However, other reasons include wanting to change diapers on babies, feed the babies, having baby showers by online shopping for children's DVD's, toys, and children's books, esp., on Amazon, you get the picture. Children's DVD's include "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse", "Fraggle Rock", "Sesame Street", "Spongebob Squarepants", "Star Trek", "Star Wars", "the Muppet Show, all kinds of children's DVD's. By the way, I can name my 1st son "Daniel Lee Luster, Jr." (after myself, of course) and my 2nd son "Muhammad Ali bin Luster" (it's because that "Muhammad" is an exceptionally common name among men and boys around the world, esp., in predominantly Muslim countries). Being a father takes a lotta responsibility including paying for child support, paying bills (including heat, cooling, cable, phone, electric, credit cards, you name it), buying a TON of groceries (including eggs, butter, milk, apples, bananas, baby food, oranges, melons, grapes, pop, etc.) at the grocery store, buying clothes for the babies, buying a car (or yet, a minivan for seat numerous passengers), and making out at a local hotel. I probably might get married to 4 beautiful Arab Muslim woman (who are sexy, intelligent, honest, truthful, doen't drink nor smoke, and age-appropriate) so we can have children together. We, as a new generation of Lusters will live in a large estate with two bathrooms, a large kitchen (with a sushi chef and a pizza chef), a large living area (with a home-video entertainment system with every single channel known to mankind), multiple bedrooms (including the master bedroom, the bedrooms where the children sleep in, and the guest bedrooms), and a Jacuzzi built for 11 people (or so). We might afford a chauffeur if we have the money and even a yacht and even a private plane to travel the world in style. We'd be the wealthiest family in the universe with $100 trillion (or so) in a savings account so that the taxman won't touch it.😎😎😎😎😎

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