Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Debra doesn't love me anymore... :-(

I have some bad news: Debra doesn't love me anymore because of the fact that I've lied to her face and talking back to her, but I've tried everything such as the key to her $1,000,000 dream home, a free-of-charge mansion, a brand-new free-of-charge car, a free-of-charge masseuse, and even a lifetime supply of free-of-charge pizza. Moreover, I should've gave her a single, solitary shred of free-of-charge human dignity, but all she turned to for attention's the dog by the name of Magnolia "Mags" Carpenter (who's a Bernese mountain dog mixed with a poodle). In addition, I should've gave Debra her very own galaxy free of charge.😢😢😢😢😢

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