Saturday, November 28, 2020

All About Me, Baby!

 Hello and salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's again, as always, Daniel Luster! I'll make a profile of myself to impress my peers and here it goes:

Full name: Daniel Lee Luster

Birthdate: November 21, 1981 (Astrological sign: Scorpio)

Height: 5 feet, 11 inches (179 centimeters)

Weight: 175 pounds (80 kilograms)

Shoe size: 11 inches (28 centimeters)

Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (Straight)

Political affiliation: Neutral

Place of Residence: 920 Sunset Drive

Hometown: Mansfield, Ohio, USA

ZIP code: 44905

Marital status: Single

Food allergies: Gluten (esp., wheat, rye, and barley)

Syndrome brain: Asperger's syndrome (within the autistic spectrum)

Favorite foods: Spinach, broccoli, asparagus, pizza, Brussels sprouts, peanut butter w/ oatmeal, sushi w/ wasabi paste, and mashed potatoes w/ gluten-free gravy.

Favorite beverages: Diet cola, iced tea, iced coffee, milk, iced water, bloody mary mix, and vegetable juice, but don't forget to mention chocolate milk.

Favorite shows: "Inspector Gadget", "the Muppet Show", "Bobby's World", "Beavis & Butt-Head", "Daria", "Spongebob Squarepants", "the Golden Girls", "Pee-Wee's Playhouse", "Beakman's World", "Aaahh!! Real Monsters", "MTV's "the Head", "Sailor Moon", "Aeon Flux", "MTV's "the Maxx", "Ka-Blam!", and "the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" as well as "LazyTown", "Beetlejuice" (the animated series), and "Animaniacs" and "Transformers: Generation One" as well as "Histeria!", "Rugrats", "the Angry Beavers", "Sesame Street", "Hi-5", and "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? as well as "Bill Nye The Science Guy".

Favorite number: 3.141592658979 (or "Pi" for short).

Favorite movies: "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure", "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls", "A Dog's Purpose", "Big Top Pee-Wee", "Ghostbusters", "Ghostbusters II", "Beavis and Butt-Head Do America", "the Muppets", "the Muppets Take Manhattan", "Muppets From Space", "Casper, the Friendly Ghost", "Casper: A Spirited Beginning", "Garfield", "Fat Albert", "Deadpool", "Spiderman", "Pee-Wee's Big Holiday", and "the Muppet Movie" as well as "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut", and the "Twilight" movie series and the "Madea" movie series as well as "Cats".

Favorite part of a woman's body: Her feet.😘😘😘😘😘😜

Favorite quote: "A cat is not a dog." (It's from "Cats")

Favorite cartoon characters: Lora Diabla (from http://www.deviantart.com/quart-of-meat), Optimus Prime (from the "Transformers" universe), Gir (from "Invader Zim"), Hank Hill (from "King of the Hill"), Dale Gribble (also from "King of the Hill"), Sailor Moon (from the eponymous anime of the same name), and me.

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