My Plan To Build Lusterpotamia

I'll build Lusterpotamia somewhere in North America where it has perfect weather (70 degrees Fahrenheit (20 degrees Celsius) throughout. It'll be recognized by the United Nations (which includes countries like the United States, the United Kingdom, France, China, and Russia, just to name a few nations within its General Assembly). The reason why I'll call the micronation "Lusterpotamia" is because of my family name "Luster" (as in "Daniel Lee Luster" (born November 21, 1981) and "-potamia" as in "Mesopotamia" (an ancient country in what's now Iraq). Lusterpotamia will have its first president (which is moi (that's French for "me"). Lusterpotamia's official language will be English (for the most part) and French. Lusterpotamia will be the greatest tourist destination in the whole wide entire world, ever. Lusterpotamia will be the most likely to secede from American soil in order to form its very own sovereign government. Lusterpotamia will have its very own currency called "the Lusterpotamian dollar" (which will be at par with the American dollar at $1.00). Lusterpotamia will be the greatest micronation in the history of the entire world, bar none. Lusterpotamian Independence Day will be on July the 2nd (as its very own federal holiday). Lusterpotamia will be recognized officially as a real country by the United Nations General Assembly as well as the United Nations in general. Lusterpotamia will be using both the metric and Standard American English systems to determine the height, width, length, weight, and temperature of various things which exist on this planet.😎😎😎😎