My Cellphone Went Totally Missing!

My afternoon started out on the right foot until I've discovered that my cellphone turned up totally missing, so ergo, I'm currently having an extremely horrific afternoon; it's like that I'm totally stuck in the twilight zone or something. It's totally weird, but in a bad sorta way. I've went totally bonkers just looking all over the house for my cellphone. It was an extraordinarily disturbing afternoon, esp., that there's a total lack of human contact, even Debra, herself got the wrong idea. She called both Richland Newhope (esp., one out at 985 Longview) and All-Care transportation, just to determine the whereabouts of my cellphone. I've went stark-raving mad tryna look all over the house to ascertain the exact location of my cellphone--that's a very serious situation beyond anything that I can ever fathom, even if I can move all of Heaven and Earth to look for my trusty cellphone which I strongly cherish. Presently, I've calmed down, but I was extremely concerned about my trusty, handheld device. It's such a calamity! It was an unfortunate incident beyond belief. By the way, I've exclaimed grievously, "This cannot be happening!!!!".  I''m also ashamed of losing my cellphone on sight, esp., possibly at Richland Newhope (at 985 Longview). Having my cellphone totally missing really worries the hell outta me and I really mean it from the heart. It was driving me insane if it comes to losing my cellphone without ascertaining its whereabouts. However, on the bright side, I was totally busy spreading some Christmas cheer (with breath in my body and a song in my heart); to spread some Christmas cheer, I've exclaimed "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!". (Note: "Happy Holidays!" encompasses  other holidays in December and early January including Kwanzaa, Festivus, Hanukkah, Epiphany, and New Year's Day, so ergo, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!) Furthermore, if you're reading this blog which I've typed, you might comprehend with the way I've felt about my missing, but trusty handheld apparatus and the way that I'm spreading Christmas warmth and cheer throughout Richland Newhope (esp., at 985 Longview). Until then, everyone--Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄🎄

My 20-Month Anniversary!

Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster and I like to inform all of you that it's been 20 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (on 114 Ridge Road North). However, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas over here!👌 I like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year!🎄🎄🎄🎄

My 37th Birthday!

Today's November 21st, 2018. I'm 37 years old! I hope that everyone can wish me a very happy birthday.😎😎😎

I'd like the American Express Platinum Card!

I like to inform everyone of my friends and family members that I'd like the American Express Platinum Card for either my birthday (November 21st) or Christmas (December 25th).😎😎😎

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My 19-Month Anniversary

It's been 19 months since I've moved in with Debra, but me and Debra are tryna get along, though--no worries.

My 18-Month Anniversary

It's been 18 months since I've moved in with Debra Carpenter (at 114 Ridge Road North). News flash: I wasn't listening to Debra when it comes to drinking fluids, I was drinking 2 (or more) fluids (like water, juice, pop, etc.) as opposed to solely 1 fluid per day. Presently, Debra was upset with me for drinking 1 cup of water and 1 cup of orange juice today, but I told her that I just can't be trusted home alone and she's tired of listening to an "excuse" like that. Moreover, I'll be having my picture on the walk of shame.😥 In addition, I still have it made at Debra's house (at 114 Ridge Road North), but I was wanting some pumpkin-spice coffee (which has caffeine in it) and I was crying, throwing a fit and throwing stuff, but also, I've called my mother (Dorothy Luster) at (419)-709-8375 on my cellphone and I've called Brenda Luster at (419)-543-0120 on my cellphone, also. Right now, I'm seeking some gloomy comfort away from this melee.😭 Furthermore, Debra and I had so many regrets over the past 18 months now.😟 I hope that everything's gonna be alright now.😧 Besides, if I had my way, I'd like a caffeinated coffee on ice.😎